Hands Free Ejac

  • Season 3 , Ep 15
  • 02/13/2013
  • Views: 9,469

Adam finds a way to get around the "no cranking down" rule. (1:16)

- WHO'S CRYING?

HEY, WHOA, WHOA, HEY,HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM, MAN.

WE SAID NO CRANKING DOWN!

THAT'S PART OF THE AGREEMENT.

- I'M NOT CRANKING DOWN!

- WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ONIN HERE?

- [wheezy exhale]

- OH, HE'S TRYINGTO HANDS-FREE EJACK!

- WHAT?- YEAH.

WE WATCHED SOME YOGA GUY DO IT

IN A VIDEO THE OTHER DAY.

- THIS IS LEGAL.I'M NOT USING HANDS.

WE SAID CRANKING DOWN.

- NO, NO, NOT LEGAL.

SLACK YOUR BONE NOW, ADAM.

- I WILL TELL MYSELFWHEN TO SLACK MY BONE.

- I'LL SLACK IT FOR YOU!

- OH, YOU'RE GONNA SLACK ITFOR ME?

- HEY, MORNING, BOYS.

all: HEY!

- MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP.

HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN WATCHING MEALL NIGHT?

- YEAH, WELL,THESE TWO BOZOS FELL ASLEEP,

BUT...I WATCHED YOU ALL NIGHT LONG.

- THAT'S SWEET.

- I DREAMT ABOUT YOU.- YEAH.

- ANYWAY,I MADE YOU BREAKFAST.

- [laughs] OH.

- I GOT SOME TOAST,SOME BEERIOS,

EXTRA CARBSFOR MASTURBATING ALL DAY.

- YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST,I MEAN IT.

- WE'RE FEELING YOU TOO.

- SO WE'RE GONNA GO,'CAUSE WE GOT WORK,

WE'RE GONNA BE LATE.

I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED BREAKFAST.SEE YA.

- WE GOT COMPUTERS AT WORK,

WE'LL SEE YOU IN 30.

[chime]- I DON'T GET IT.

WHY WOULD REALCHIXXXCHAT BEA FORBIDDEN WEBSITE?

MAKES NO SENSE.

THE COMPANY'S ONLY SUPPOSEDTO BLOCK PORNOG.

- DOES THE NAME REALCHIXXXCHAT

EVEN SOUND REMOTELYLIKE A PORNO SITE?

- WHAT NEXT?HE'S GONNA BLOCK GOOGLE?

BECAUSE THERE'S TWO "O"s,AND THEY LOOK LIKE BREASTS?

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