DL Hughley - Winning the Lottery

Mooney, Levy, Foster, Tripoli Season 7, Ep 712 01/23/2004 Views: 10,754

There are ways to get even more free money after winning the lottery. (1:41)

I LOVE MY JOB.

LOT OF Y'ALL, BOY, DON'T LIKE

YOUR JOBS.

WAKE UP EVERY--

"MAN, DAMN, HOW MANY SICK DAYS

I GOT LEFT?

THIS IS SOME BULL (BLEEP).

OOH, I GOT TO WIN THE LOTTERY,

I GOT TO WIN."

[LAUGHTER]

SEE A LOT OF WHITE FOLKS,

Y'ALL WIN THE LOTTERY AND STILL

GO TO WORK.

"AH, WHAT WILL I DO AT HOME?

I MEAN, I JUST, AH, I'LL WASTE

AWAY.

I GOTTA GO."

[LAUGHTER]

I MEAN I GUESS IF I WON THAT

MUCH MONEY I'D STILL GO TO WORK.

I'D GO WORK EVERY DAY FOUR HOURS

LATE.

[LAUGHTER]

TAKE A TWO-HOUR LUNCH.

LEAVE FOUR HOURS EARLY.

[APPLAUSE]

EVENTUALLY THEY WOULD GET SICK

OF THAT BULL (BLEEP) AND FIRE ME

AND THEN I'D GET TWO CHECKS,

UNEMPLOYMENT AND LOTTERY!

WHO WINNING?

WHO WINNING?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S FUNNY, MAN, 'CAUSE I

LIKE, MY FATHER IS LIKE THE BEST

MAN I'VE EVER KNOWN AND I WANT

TO BE A GREAT MAN LIKE HIM.

I MEAN, HE DIDN'T DO NOTHING BUT

SWEEP OUT PLANES, BUT TO ME HE

WAS A GREAT MAN.

BUT LIKE MY KIDS HAVE MORE THAN

I DID AND I AND I DON'T WANT--

LIKE I, I FEEL LIKE BEING POOR

THE WAY I GREW UP SHAPED ME BUT

I DON'T WANT MY KIDS TO HAVE

THE SAME EXPERIENCE BECAUSE

THAT'S LIKE WEARING TIGHT SHOES

SO YOU'LL FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU

TAKE 'EM OFF.

[LAUGHTER]

SO YOU DON'T...

BUT NOW THEY GOT THEIR OWN

ROOMS, I'M 39 YEARS OLD,

I STILL AIN'T GOT MY OWN

(BLEEP) DAMN ROOM!

MY WIFE...

[LAUGHTER]

MY WIFE, I'M TELLING YOU.

[APPLAUSE]

MY WIFE IS IN MY ROOM ALL THE

TI...

AND YOU KNOW WHEN A WOMAN LOVES

YOU EVERY WHERE YOU GO,

SHE WANNA GO.

YOU EVER NOTICE...

"I'M GOING TO THE STORE."

"I WANT TO GO, (BLEEP) IT,

I'M STAYING HOME!"

(BLEEP).

ALRIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GET