Brody Stevens - Off the Hinges

Birbiglia, Washington, Stevens, DiTullio Season 5, Ep 504 10/19/2001 Views: 4,635

Currently, Brody lives at the Ronald McDonald house. (3:08)

BRODY STEVENS>> YES!

ALL RIGHT!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I'M EXCITED TO BE HERE.

HEY, GUYS.

THERE'S A LOT OF PARTY DRUGS.

A LOT OF THINGS GOING ON.

YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL ABOUT

ECSTASY AND THINGS LIKE THAT.

I'M SERIOUS.

MY GIRLFRIEND TRIED IT A COUPLE

OF WEEKS AGO--

THIS IS TRUE--

AND SHE DUMPED ME FOR A

GLOW STICK.

PEOPLE!

YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL.

YOU REALLY NEED TO BE CAREFUL.

'CAUSE I'M OFF THE HINGES.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

YEAH, I'M FROM L.A.

WHATSUP?

I LIVE IN SOUTH CENTRAL...

BEVERLY HILLS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

WHICH MEANS, I WILL STRANGLE YOU

WITH A CARDIGAN AND MY

ARROGANCE.

OKAY?

(LAUGHTER)

YEAH.

I'M RICH.

I CAN AFFORD HAIR PLUGS.

ALL RIGHT?

I DON'T HAVE 'EM...

BUT I COULD AFFORD 'EM.

AND THAT'S A GREAT FEELING.

HEY, RENT'S EXPENSIVE.

AM I RIGHT?

YOU BETCHA I AM, EVERYBODY.

HEY, NEW YORK, CHICAGO--

IT'S EXPENSIVE.

I LIVE OUT IN L.A.

I FOUND A GREAT DEAL, THOUGH.

CURRENTLY, I LIVE AT THE

RONALD McDONALD HOUSE.

UM...

WHICH IS GREAT.

I HAVE A SHAKE MACHINE

IN MY BEDROOM, THE POOL IS

EXTREMELY SHALLOW, AND IF

I'M A GREAT GUY, THEY LET ME

DROP THE FRY'S.

YES!

I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING JUDGED.

I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT CONNECTING

WITH YOU GUYS.

SHAME ON YOU.

SHAME ON YOU FOR TRYING TO BRING

ME DOWN.

OKAY?

I HAVE MAJOR CREDITS.

GO TO THE "PREMIUM BLEND"

WEBSITE.

LOOK ME UP, OKAY?

YEAH, I LIVE WITH MY MOM.

BUT DON'T CHARGE THAT AGAINST

ME.

AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING

RIGHT NOW.

IF YOU DON'T GET ME,

YOU'RE DUMB.

OKAY?

MY COMEDY--

THANK YOU.

MY COMEDY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE

SOME BRAINS.

OKAY?

AND IF YOU'RE A HOT CHICK.

BUT ANYWAY--

THE DEAL IS, UM--

I'M TALENTED.

THIS MORNING I PLAYED SQUASH

WITH WAM--

IT WAS GREAT.

AND THEN I WENT OUT FOR A 5K--

I RAN THAT IN FLIP-FLOPS.

I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

DON'T GIVE ME THAT!

(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)

DON'T FAKE IT!

STOP IT!

HOW DARE YOU!

YOU GOT AN ANGRY GUY UP HERE!

NOW IT'S NOT BELLS AND WHISTLES

NOW!

YOU PUT ME AGAINST THE WALL,

AMERICA!

AND THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN

IN TEXAS!

I'M A JEWISH GUY.

AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT,

I GOT BACKUP IN TEXAS.

(APPLAUSE)

YEAH.

MY NICK NAME IN TEXAS...

"THE LONE STAR OF DAVID."

ALL RIGHT?

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

LISTEN, EVERYBODY.

YOU'RE GREAT.

CHECK ME OUT ON THE INTERNET.

"COMEDY CENTRAL", YOU ROCK!

♪ (MUSIC PLAYING)