Frances Cleveland Becomes an "It" Girl

  • Season 2 , Ep 10
  • 09/02/2014
  • Views: 18,444

After marrying President Grover Cleveland, Frances Folsom captivates the press and begins using her newfound fame as a force for good. (2:27)

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GONNA BE THE MAIN BITCH.

THE PRESS FREAKED OUT.

SO, LIKE, GROVER WAS LIKE,OKAY.

WELL, I WILL BE FULLY COMMITTEDTO A CERTAIN WOMAN,

I WILL BE FULLY COMMITTEDTO A WOMAN

THAT'S MY HUSBAND--WIFE.

[laughs]

WAIT, WHAT WAS I SAYING?

I DIDN'T EAT TODAY.THAT'S SO BAD.

- WE NEED TO GET SOME FOODIN YOU.

- OKAY, WAIT.LET'S SEE YOU.

OH, HONEY.CUTE.

OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

ONE, PLACE"FROGEN" NUGGETS.

FROZEN.

OKAY.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK?- KILLING IT.

[laughter]

- SO, LIKE, THEY DID THAT,

AND THE PRESSWAS, LIKE, HOUNDING.

LIKE, THIS WAS THE FIRST TIMETHAT SOME PRESIDENT,

LIKE, MARRIED A GIRL

WHILE HE WASIN THE WHITE HOUSE.

SHE WAS KIND OF LIKEAN IT GIRL.

LIKE, EVERY TIME SHE WASON A MAGAZINE COVER,

THEY WOULD MOVE MAD UNITS.

IT'S LIKE HER IMAGEWAS REALLY EXPLOITED,

AND PEOPLE WERE PUTTING HEREVERYWHERE AND EVERYTHING

FROM, LIKE,HOUSEHOLD CLEANING PRODUCTS

TO, LIKE,SMALL PERSONAL ITEMS.

LIKE, PILL BOXES,WOODEN THINGS,

BECAUSE THEY FELT THAT,LIKE, YEAH,

THIS GIRL WILL SELL [bleep],

BUT SHE WAS LIKE, WHATEVER.

YOU GUYS CAN, LIKE,BASTARDIZE ME

AND TURN ME INTO

ALL OF THESE DIFFERENTCOMMERCIAL PRODUCTS,

BUT, LIKE, ACTUALLY I'MA COLLEGE-EDUCATED WOMAN.

I'M PUT TOGETHER, AND, LIKE,PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN ME

IN A WAY THATTHEY HAVEN'T BEEN INTERESTED

IN OTHER FIRST LADIES,

AND I'M GONNA, LIKE,BLOW THAT UP.

LIKE, IF EVERYONE'S GONNA BEPAYING ATTENTION TO ME,

LET'S MAKE SURETHEY'RE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME

FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.

AND BY THE WAY, I WOULDLIKE TO BE CALLED FRANK.

I MEAN, YOU CAN CALL ME FRANCES

OR YOU CAN CALL ME FRANK,BUT MOSTLY FRANK.

- THAT'S PRETTY COOL--A GIRL SAYING

SHE WANTS TO BE CALLEDFRANK.

- I MEAN,THAT'S THE THING IS,

LIKE, SHE WASA DOWN-ASS BITCH.

LIKE, SHE'S LIKE,EVERY SINGLE SATURDAY,

I'M GOING TO MEET WITHTHE WORKING WOMEN OF WASHINGTON,

AND THERE WOULD BELINES FORMING OUTSIDE

OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

AND FRANCES CLEVELAND, LIKE,

SAW TWO YOUNG GIRLSEATING OUT OF--

OUT OFA DUMPSTER ONE DAY.

SHE'S LIKE, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

LIKE, THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

AND SO SHE STARTEDA CHARITY CALLED, LIKE,

THE HOME FOR FRIENDLESSCOLORED GIRLS.

I'M GONNA SAY, LIKE, THAT'SA BRUTAL NAME FOR A CHARITY.

[dog growls]

- SHH.

CAN YOU BE QUIET?WAIT ONE SECOND.

OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.[dog growls]

BUT SHE HAD ALL THIS [bleep]GOING ON.

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