That makes much more sensewhen Maroon 5's
"I Got the Moves LikeJagger" is playing.
Turns out that's, like,$100,000 to use on TV.
It still works.
It still works, you guys.
So, uh, I used tolive here--
I used to be like you guys, Ilived here in New York.
And, uh, I live in LosAngeles now, which while
it's not the devil's [BLEEP]it is devil's [BLEEP]
It's a shortcommute from L.A.
into the devil's [BLEEP].
But when I lived in NewYork, it was much more like
that movie "The Warriors."
There were just clownson roller skates who would
come by, and mimes wrappedup in barbed wire.
All of Tompkins Square Parkwas just on fire
all the time.
So I sold out and Imoved to Los Angeles.
I still have some remnantsof my New York life, like my
son found a peepshow tokenfrom the Show World Center
in my coin collection.
It's got a littlenaked lady on it.
That's how you can tell.
And he said, "Daddy, whatkind of money is this?"
And I said, "Son,that's not money.
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