Rich Vos - Passover

  • Season 12 , Ep 12
  • 02/14/2008
  • Views: 3,403

Jewish parents start their kids off young. (2:14)

JEW RIGHT THERE, RIGHT?I'M GOOD AT THIS. HOLD ON.

NOT A JEW-- ENEMY. AH...HOLD ON.

JEW RIGHT?TWO FOR TWO SEE THAT?

I'M LIKE HOW BLACK PEOPLECAN SPOT OTHERBLACK PEOPLE, YOU KNOW.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WE GOTTA BLACK GUY RIGHT THEREWITH A WHITE GIRL.

GOT YOU A CO-SIGNER, HUH?

[LAUGHTER, OH'S & APPLAUSE]

HOW MANY CAR PAYMENTSHAVE YOU BEEN GOING OUTWITH HER FOR, HOW MANY?

- I'M HISPANIC, BY THE WAY.- YOU'RE HISPANIC. YEAH, SURE.

- AND I'M A LOAN OFFICER.- [LAUGHTER]

I KNOW THE STRUGGLEBROTHER, ALL RIGHT?

I GREW UP INAN ALL BLACK NEIGHBOR INPRINCETON, ALL RIGHT?

[LAUGHTER]

EVERYBODY GETSSO UPTIGHT WHEN YOU DOA BLACK JOKE. ALL THE--

"OOH." TURN ON BET COMIC VIEWAND YOU'LL WATCH BLACK COMICS

TRASH WHITE PEOPLEFOR AN HOUR, ALL RIGHT?

"WHITE PEOPLE, CRAZY.THEY PAY TAXES. HA-HA!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"CRAZY ASS CRACKERS GOIN'TO THE MOVIES AND NOT TALKIN'.

[LAUGHTER, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

- SHOWING UP ON TIME."- [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

- OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.- [LAUGHTER]

WE JUST CELEBRATEDPASSOVER, PASSOVER

WHERE YOU EAT THAT BIG MATZO,THAT BIG DRY CRACKER.

ONLY A JEW COULD TAKE ALL THEHAPPINESS OUT OF BREAD, OKAY?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

ONE OF THE TRADITIONSON PASSOVER IS,

IS THE GRANDPARENT WILL TAKEA LITTLE PIECE OF THE MATZO,

WRAP IT IN A HANDKERCHIEFAND HIDE IT.

AND ALL THE LITTLEJEW BAD GRANDCHILDREN

WILL RUN ANDTRY TO FIND IT FOR A DOLLAR.

THEY START US OFF YOUNG.

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