-I'm from the South.
Is anybody here fromthe South at all?
Yeah, fuck that place, huh?
Let's not bring it up.
I'm from Calhoun, Georgia.
You've probably heard ofit, we have a Nike outlet,
it's a pretty big deal.
Nobody ever knowswhere Calhoun is,
but most peopleknow where Georgia
is, we're right belowthe poverty line.
It's cool, I like it.
I love being from the Southbecause we're the only place
in the world that reenactsa war we did not win.
South used to be one.
I mean, we all used tobe in the Confederacy.
SEC football totallytore us apart,
like now we all hate each other.
I wasn't allowed to say theF word in my house growing up
unless it was in front of theword "Florida," then it was OK.
That's right, baby,fuck them Gators.