Rene Hicks - Snack Foods

  • Season 4 , Ep 3
  • 12/17/2000
  • Views: 3,228

Rene's new product doesn't come in barbecue. (1:53)

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T EVEN RESPOND TO THAT

WORD.

BECAUSE IF YOU DO, YOU GIVE

THE RACISTS THE POWER.

AND I HAVE FINALLY FIGURED OUT

A WAY TO TAKE THE STING OUT OF

THAT VILE AND HATEFUL WORLD.

MY SOLUTION: CHANGE THE MEANING.

ATTACH IT TO SOMETHING GOOD,

SOMETHING EVERYBODY LOVES.

SNACK FOODS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE TORTILLA

CHIPS, POTATO CHIPS, CORN CHIPS.

WHY NOT "NIGGER CHIPS"?

IT SOUNDS LIKE A SNACK FOOD.

(LAUGHTER)

AND I'M GONNA MAKE SOME TASTY

FLAVORS.

"CHEESE NIGGERS."

(LAUGHTER)

"ONION AND GARLIC NIGGERS."

FOR MY LATINO FRIENDS, "NACHO

NIGGERS."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

DON'T WORRY, BLACK PEOPLE.

THERE WILL BE NO "BARBECUED

NIGGERS" 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE

THE WAY THAT SOUNDS.

WE DRAWING THE LINE THERE.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

NO "BARBECUED NIGGERS."

DON'T WORRY.

(LAUGHTER)

AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM SO

DELICIOUS THAT THE ONLY TIME

ANYBODY'S EVER GONNA GET UPSET

WHEN THEY HEAR THAT WORD AGAIN

IS WHEN THEY'RE AT A PARTY AND

THEY DON'T HAVE NONE.

"WHAT?

NO NIGGERS?

YOU CAN'T HAVE A PARTY WITHOUT

NIGGERS!

OH, YOU GOT CRACKERS?

NOBODY WANTS CRACKERS AT A

PARTY."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

(WHISTLING AND CHEERING)

REMEMBER THIS, MY PEOPLE:

LAUGHTER BRINGS US TOGETHER.

WE NEED A LOT MORE LAUGHTER IN

THIS WORLD AND A LOT LESS OF

THE STUPID CRAP THAT DIVIDES US.

THANK YOU.

YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN GREAT.

MY PEOPLE!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

♪ (MUSIC PLAYING)

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