Kristen Schaal - Two Impressions

Kristen Schaal: Live at the Fillmore Season 1, Ep 101 04/01/2013 Views: 3,057

Kristen Schaal presents impressions of the doll from her childhood bedroom and Sally Jesse Raphael. (2:57)

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of the dollfrom my childhood bedroom.

[laughter]

[laughter]

[hisses]

Thank you.Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

Thank you.

Now, for those of youwho were like,

"That was slowfor a comedy show.

You know, bigger,better, faster,"

that was 1,000times faster

than how the dollactually moved.

It would move one centimeterevery three hours,

enough so when I woke upbetween nightmares,

I could tell that it moved.

But not enoughto call the cops.

This is my impressionof Sally Jessy Raphael.

[audience members cheer]Yes.

Introducing the newLifetime movie,

and just to sweeten the deal--

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Her iconicred-framed glasses.

How did I get these?

Oh, I don't know.

I guess I dabblein show biz, okay?

And maybe someone who workedfor her for 20 years,

was a little disgruntled,and unsolicited, told me,

"Hey, I'm going to get youSally Jessy Raphael's glasses."

I'm not going to askhow he's getting them

or how she's seeing now,I'm going to accept them,

because I deserve them.

I deserve them.

[cheers and applause]

So this isSally Jessy Raphael

introducing the new Lifetimemovie, Eat Your Heart Out,

the story ofa successful businesswoman

who fell in lovewith a cannibal.

Or whatever the...[laughter]

Okay.

[laughter]

[hisses]

[laughter]Thank you, thank you.

[cheers and applause]