Megan Mooney - Megan's Brothers

  • Season 10 , Ep 9
  • 03/16/2006
  • Views: 5,957

Megan's brothers sound like Janet Reno. (0:53)

SO WHEN I WASIN GRADE SCHOOL,

MY BROTHERS WOULD RUN INTO MY ROOM AT LIKE 3AM ON A SATURDAY

AND WAKE ME UP IN THAT PANIC.

THEY'D BE LIKE "YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"

AND I'D BE LIKE, "HOLY CRAP!" I'D TAKE A SHOWER.

I'D BE EATIN' CHEERIOS BY MYSELF AT 4AM,

IN THE DARK WITH HUGE GLASSES ON.

"WHERE'S THE GD BUS? THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE LATE!"

MY BROTHERS USED TO LIFT WEIGHTS WHEN THEY WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

THEY WERE BIG INTO THE LIFTING OF THE WEIGHTS, WHICH SUCKED FOR US,

'CAUSE THEY WOULD COME HOME AND BE LIKE, "PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH AS HARD AS YOU CAN."

I WAS LIKE, "TONE IT DOWN, JANET RENO."

YEAH. SHE WASN'T EVEN THE ATTORNEY GENERAL THEN.

I JUST WAS HUGE INTO FLORIDA LAW.

- THAT IS TRUE ALMOST. - [LAUGHTER]

I LIKE THE OLYMPICS...

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