I can't keep up with today's
You can't evenkeep up with me,
and I'm some sortof Stone Age throwback.You know,
I might be ableto speed up your reflexes
by overclocking you.
Uh, what's that, sonny?
You say it'll putsome whoopie in my cushion?
(electric tool whirring)
This might take a while.
I've got to adjustthe memory timing,
raise the CPU voltage,
and delete 12 terabytesof outdated catchphrases.
Sounds like fun on a bun!
FEMININE COMPUTER VOICE Deleted.Aw.
Fry, can we talkabout our relationship?
Of course. Our relationshipis the best thing in my life,
so I'm sure I'll enjoytalking about it with you.
(groans)I don't know.
I guess I'm justfeeling uneasy
about us beingso on-again-off-again.
Maybe it's noneof my business,
but if it were up to me,we'd be on allthe time.
And I mean all the time.
But what would that be like?
I mean, if we were together,
where would we beten years from now?
Or... somewhere else.
(groans)Maybe I'm having some kind of...
early-life crisis,but, look,
don't you ever wonderabout the future?
Sure, but you'realways in it.
You should run a lot faster now.
Unless you die.
Ooh, I'm smart!
I know how tospell "aardvark"!
February is the shortest month!
3,018 jelly beansin that jar!
(chuckles)Oh, damn, I'm good!
I mean 3,018 rat kidneys.
Now, then, my man, let's seeif your reflexes are...
Get 'em! Get 'em!Get 'em!
Hey, foreign aggressors,vassup?
Oh, we were just eating spaetzleand listening to Kraftwerk...
I-I mean fire!
(jazz piano plays lively tune)
That tap-dancing decadentjazz-baby is too fast for us!
Let's see him outrun a V-2!
It's my brainsagainst your Von Braun!
(slicing, metallic ringing)
Ach! I could have fired a V8!
(loud explosion, men cry out)
Those guysnormally stink.