it's beginning to look a lotlike prison.
Creepy new details keep emergingabout GOP nominee
(laughter)Walking in on naked teen pageant
participants, uninvited kissing,and Wednesday, a video surfaced
of the poster boy for orangeprivilege, Donald Trump, on
He apparently was watching agroup of ten-year-old girls and
>> HARDWICK: Yes.
(laughter)I don't want you to get upset.
I did not do this.
(laughter)He was watching a group of
ten-year-old girls and saying,"I'm gonna be dating her in ten
(laughter and loud groaning)>> I'm gonna be dating her in
Can you believe it?
(audience & Hardwick groaning)>> HARDWICK: That taste...
You probably just voted forHillary in your mouth a little
(laughter)(applause and cheering)
But I need you...
I need you to understand howfucking crazy this is.
Uh, this was a ten-year-oldgirl, and this was 1992.
At that exact moment, hisdaughter Ivanka was an
>> Oh, my God.
>> HARDWICK: But they werealready dating.
(laughter)So he was just talking about...
(applause and cheering)As usual, the shit he says is
not only gross, but inaccurate.
He didn't date that girl tenyears later.
So, comedians, let's show thislizard with Tourette's how it's
What do you think Donald Trumpis gonna be doing ten years
>> Building a casino in hell.
I'm talking about New Jersey.
>> HARDWICK: All right. Okay.
>> He'll be found dead inside ofhis fifth wife.
>> HARDWICK: All right. Points.