Blacklash 2016: The Unblackening - Lindsey Graham's Hypothetical Wife

June 11, 2015 - Soul Food Sit-Down with Lincoln Chafee 06/11/2015 Views: 5,385

Presidential candidate and confirmed bachelor Lindsey Graham responds to a question about his nonexistent wife. (2:50)

>> YES.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

LARRY, LARRY, LARRY!

BE.

>> Larry: SUCH A GREATAUDIENCE, THANK YOU.

WELCOME TO THE NIGHTLY SHOW.

I'M YOUR 105 YEAR OLD LARRYWILMORE.

JUST TRYING TO KEEP ITTOGETHER EVERY NIGHT.

THANK YOU.

WE GOT A LOT GOING ON, SOLET'S GET RIGHT TO IT.

BIG UPDATES IN THE RACE TOTHE WHITE HOUSE.

WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THEUNBLACKENING?

NOW I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLEARE WORRIED ABOUT THIS

ELECTION.

YOU GUYS, I'M A BIG BELIEVERIN OUR DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM.

I REALLY AM.

IT'S JUST ONE OF THE MANYCONTROVERSIAL OPINIONS I LAY

OUT IN MY NEW BOOK, GOODTHINGS ARE GOOD WHILE BAD

THINGS ARE BAD.

AVAILABLE AT ALL WALDENBOOKSLOCATIONS.

WALDENBOOKS: JUST TRY FINDINGTHEM.

I LIKE SLOGANS THAT ARE JUST THETRUTH, I

LOVE THAT, OKAY.

AND DEMOCRACY WORKS JUST ASLONG AS WE HAVE A FREE PRESS

THAT DOESN'T SHY AWAY FROMTHE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.

>> A BIG QUESTION ASKED OFLINDSEY GRAHAM IS WOULD BE HIS

FIRST LADY.>> WHY IS THAT A QUESTION.

THIS IS A DUDE WHO WENTWANTED WAR WITH IRAN SO BAD

HE PUT IT ON HIS AMAZON WISHLIST.

ALL RIGHT?

SERIOUSLY.

AN WE'RE ASKING HIM ABOUTHIS NONEXISTENT FIRST LADY?

ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY A PRETTYCREATIVE SOLUTION.

>> THE DAILY MAIL, GRAHAMTHOUGHT IT OVER AND THEN

SAID WELL, I'VE GOT ASISTER.

SHE COULD PLAY THAT ROLE IFNECESSARY.

>> Larry: IF LINDSEY GRAHAMTRYING TO DUGGAR HIS WAY TO

THE WHITE HOUSE?

WHAT'S GOING ON.

HEY, HEY, MAN, I'M GUESSINGHE'S GOT AT LEAST 19 VOTES

AND COUNTING, YOU KNOW.

>> CHUCKLING HE ADDED, I'VEGOT A LOT OF FRIENDS.

WE'LL HAVE A ROTATING FIRSTLADY.

>> Larry: INCEST AND ORGIES?

BILL CLINTON IS PROBABLYTHINKING WOW, THIS GUY IS

TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

(APPLAUSE)I LIKE IT.

I LIKE IT.

I MAY NOT VOTE FOR HILLARYAT THIS POINT.