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The Word - Democrats
Season 2 • 05/17/2006
Stephen reminds Republicans that they need to stick together.
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03:58
The Word - Inoculation
The Colbert Report
S2
The Surgeon General says that an HBO documentary on Baghdad may cause post-traumatic stress disorder, so you probably shouldn't watch it.
05/16/2006
02:49
Body Parts for Sale
The Colbert Report
S2
After reading an article about the black market body parts industry, Stephen has decided to auction off all of his body parts.
05/16/2006
07:05
Tyson Slocum
The Colbert Report
S2
Tyson Slocum talks about alternative energy sources, and Stephen gives him the debate of his career.
05/16/2006
02:26
Billboard
The Colbert Report
S2
While flipping through his latest issue of Star magazine, Stephen spotted his billboard in the background of a picture of Tom Cruise.
05/16/2006
03:09
Search for a New Black Friend
The Colbert Report
S2
After seeing his black friend, Alan, at an anti-war protest, Stephen has decided to look for a new black friend.
05/16/2006
00:37
Intro - 5/17/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen profiles Teddy Roosevelt, speaks with Jonathan Alter about America's greatest president and calls off the New Deal.
05/17/2006
03:43
Reagan Dimes
The Colbert Report
S2
In support of the new proposal for Ronald Reagan dimes, fellow Americans should get rid of all their old FDR dimes.
05/17/2006
05:39
Better Know a President - Theodore Roosevelt
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen talks to Theodore Roosevelt about hunting, mounting, child labor and his niece, Eleanor.
05/17/2006
00:13
Boycott
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen begins his boycott of vitamin C.
05/17/2006
06:29
Jonathan Alter
The Colbert Report
S2
Author Jonathan Alter calls Theodore Roosevelt the Bing Crosby of presidents; Stephen calls George W. Bush the FDR of today.
05/17/2006
03:07
The Word - Democrats
The Colbert Report
S2
After Republicans gave President Bush flack for his immigration speech, Stephen felt it was time to get them back on the same page.
05/17/2006
05:10
Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly
The Colbert Report
S2
Tim Donnelly rallies 100 citizens to sing the national anthem -- in "English."
05/18/2006
03:30
Stephen Colbert's Guardian Eagles
The Colbert Report
S2
Today's prom is a minefield for our youth -- the sex, the gangsta rapping music, the drinking, the smoking of the grass and the smoking of the ecstasy pills.
05/18/2006
00:07
Fract - This Day in Stephen History
The Colbert Report
S2
On this day in Stephen history, Stephen won the school science fair.
05/18/2006
06:05
Ted Daeschler
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen asks paleontologists Ted Daeschler why he can't just leave fossils alone to ripen into oil.
05/18/2006
01:26
Bears Eat Monkey
The Colbert Report
S2
Monkeys, stick to your adorable scampering and tire-swinging and stop loitering in bear zones.
05/18/2006
00:30
Intro - 5/18/06
The Colbert Report
S2
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to paleontologist Ted Daeschler about fossils, and the U.S. restores diplomatic relations with Libya.
05/18/2006
02:34
The Word - Libya
The Colbert Report
S2
Now we realize Qaddafi is just a loveable eccentric, kinda like Prince.
05/18/2006
07:31
Stone Phillips
The Colbert Report
S2
After a montage of Stephen's greatest guests, Stone Phillips returns for a rematch of their previous gravitas-off.
06/05/2006
00:14
Helium Balloon Drop
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen works out the logistics of dropping a helium balloon.
06/05/2006
03:18
The In-Box - 100th Episode
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen takes a dip into the in-box to see what everyone else thinks of his 100th show.
06/05/2006
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