Ben Kronberg - Touchy Subjects

  • Season 3, Ep 1
  • 07/20/2012
  • Views: 14,793

Ben Kronberg recently learned how to make solitaire into a drinking game. (2:42)

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IT'S NOT THE PUNCH LINE YET.

YOU JUST SIT THEREWITH A DECK OF UNDEALT CARDS

AND THINKABOUT HOW LONELY YOU ARE.

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I DON'T THINK WE SHOULDCALL IT CAMEL TOE.

I THINK WE SHOULD CALL ITTHE ONLY REASON I GO TO YOGA.

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TOE.

TOE.

DO YOU THINK GODCREATED CANCER

JUST 'CAUSE HE LIKESTO WATCH US RACE?

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DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WITH AIDSFAVORITE CEREAL IS LIFE?

TOO SPOON?

TOO SPOON, I GUESS.

TOO SPOON FOR THAT JOKE.

FOR THIS NEXT JOKE,I HAVE STEPPARENTS.

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I DON'T LIKE TO CALLMY STEP DAD MY STEP DAD.

I LIKE TO CALL HIM MY FAUX PA.

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YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.

YOU'RE NOT MY--YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.

IF YOU HAVE A FRIENDTHAT'S BEEN ADOPTED,

AND YOU TEXT HIMHAPPY BIRTHDAY,

DON'T FORGET

TO PUT A QUESTION MARKAFTER BIRTHDAY.

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'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW.

I SHOULD PROBABLY AVOIDTOUCHY SUBJECTS.

I'M SORRY.

THAT'S INSENSITIVE.

RAPE...

IS 75% RAP

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AND 25% E.

IT'S A SPELLING JOKEAND A MATH JOKE

AND A POP CULTURE JOKEAND A RAPE JOKE.

THAT'S A 4-POINT JOKE,

AND YOU GUYSDIDN'T GIVE AN "F".

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