Embarrassing Google Searches - Patton Oswalt Naked

  • Season 1 , Ep 01010
  • 01/21/2014
  • Views: 2,045

Scott Aukerman, "Weird Al" Yankovic and Brian Posehn list Google searches that they would rather keep private. (1:42)

SEARCHES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WE ALL SEARCH FOR THINGS ON

GOOGLE THAT WE WOULD BE

MORTIFIED FOR ANYONE ELSE TO

SEE.

WHAT DO CHRIS HARDWICK'S FEET

LOOK LIKE?

(LAUGHTER)

GUYS, THEY TURN ME ON TOO.

COMMEDIANS I WANT YOU TO NAME

ME AS MANY EMBARRASSING GOOGLE

SEARCHES AS POSSIBLE, 250 POINTS

FOR EACH ONE THAT MAKES THE

AUDIENCE LAUGH.

60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK AND GO.

YES, AL.

>> WHAT RHYMES WITH BEAT IT?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: THERE WAS NO GOOGLE

THEN-- POINTS.

YES, POSEHN.

>> I KEEP BREAKING TOILET SEATS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

AUKERMAN.

>> ONE-INCH PENISES ARE NORMAL,

RIGHT?

>> Chris: RIGHT!

RIGHT, HE'S ASKING, IT'S

A RHETORICAL...

>> HE TYPES THE "UH" IN THERE

AT THE TOP.

>> Chris: POINTS, YES.

YES, POSEHN.

>> PATTON OSWALT NAKED.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

YES, SCOTT.

>> HELLO KITTY LURE TRAP.

>> Chris: YES, THAT WOULD BE

EMBARRASSING FOR A VARIETY OF

REASONS.

I WILL GIVE YOU POINTS.

YES, POSEHN.

>> ONE DIRECTION RESTRAINING

ORDER.

>> Chris: POINTS.

AL.

>> HASSELHOFF COLONOSCOPY.

>> Chris: POINTS TO WEIRD AL.

AUKERMAN.

>> DOG SWALLOWED CONDOM.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

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