Fully Torqued

  • Season 1 , Ep 9
  • 06/01/2011
  • Views: 91,292

Adam and Ders try to fight, but their boners keep getting in the way. (2:03)

YOU ARE SO DEAD.- BRING IT.

- YOU ARE SO DEAD, DUDE.- OKAY, HOLD THE PHONE.

YOU ARE FULLY TORQUED, BRO.

- WELL, YEAH, I WAS ABOUTTO BONE THAT LADY!

- OHH.- YEAH, OKAY, YES.

BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVETO UNTORQUE YOUR BONE

BEFORE WE CANCONTINUE ANYTHING.

I THINK EVERYBODY KNOWS THATIT'S AN UNWRITTEN RULE:

WARRIORS CANNOT COLLIDEWHILE ERECT.

- FINE.- FINE.

- TAKE FIVE.- CRANK DOWN.

- CRANK IT DOWN.

- I MEAN,IT'S A GREAT BACKYARD.

- YEAN, IT'S PRETTY NICE.

THINKING ABOUT PUTTINGA KOI POND OVER THERE.

- YOU GOT THE ROOM FOR IT.- WATERFALL.

- MIGHT AS WELL.- YEAH.

- AND THE BONER'S DOWN!FIGHT!

- OHH! COME ON!

YEAH, BABY!

YEAH, BABY, WHAT?

- WHOA!- OH, YEAH.

- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!- CHOKE IT.

- BREAK IT UP!BREAK IT UP! BREAK IT UP!

- WHAT?- WHAT?

- YOU GUYS BOTHHAVE BONERS NOW.

WHAT IS GOING ON?both: WOW!

- IT'S CONTAGIOUS, DUDE!

YOU'RE TOO FLESHY.PUT ON A SHIRT.

- THIS GUYS SMELLS GREAT.

IT'S LIKE A COCONUT OIL.WHAT IS THAT?

- THANK YOU.IT'S MY TANNING CREAM.

- OH! BONERS ARE DOWN.

- I'M GONNA RUIN YOU, MAN.

- I'M GONNA STRAIGHT DOWHAT I CAME HERE TO DO.

- I'M GONNA STRAIGHT WRECK YOU!

- YOU'RE GONNA DIE AT MY FEET,YOU SMALL-MINDED--

- OKAY, I'VE GOT A BONER.- I'VE GOT ONE TOO.

SOON AS I SAID "MY FEET,"IT WAS LIKE...

- YEAH, ALL THE BLOODJUST SORT OF--

THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO.THAT'S WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT IT.

- THAT'S COOL.- THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?WE'RE NOT GONNA FIGHT RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S OFFICIAL.

I'M TORQUED.YOU'RE TORQUED RIGHT NOW.

BUT I KNOW YOU CAN LEAVE.

YOU CAN LEAVE MY HOUSEAND RESPECT MY WOMAN.

THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN DO.- FINE.

- LEAVE.- GLADLY.

- WELL, I HAVEA LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENT

FOR YOU, SIR, BECAUSEYOU BROKE THE BLOOD OATH,

AND I WANT YOU TO LEAVEOUR WIZARD CREW.

- WHAT? YEAH.LIKE I CARE.

- AND I'M TAKINGTHE BEATS BACK.

- AH, DON'T TAKE THE BEATS.- YEAH.

- NO, DON'T TAKE THE BEATS.

OHH! DON'T TAKE THE BEATS!

I'M SUPER-SADABOUT THE BEATS!

I DON'T CARE, DUDE, BECAUSE IHAVE A BODYBUILDING COMPETITION

ON THE SAME DAY.

AND THAT'SMORE IMPORTANT TO ME

THAN DRESSING UPLIKE A FAIRY WIZARD.

- WOW.- YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?

IT DID NOT HAVETO GO LIKE THIS.

WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

- YOU'RE SUCH A DUMB IDIOT!

- WOW, OKAY.

I DON'T CARE.

I HOPE THIS GOES AWAY SOON.

YOU INFECTED MEWITH YOUR BONER.

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