Capone - Good to Be Black

Season 2 , Ep 1 01/26/12 Views: 4,738

Capone would like black people to not accept the word "no" so quickly. (2:20)

SOMETHIN' IN LIFEALL THE TIME.

BLACK PEOPLE, WE JUST NEEDTO STAND UP FOR CERTAIN THINGS

WE DON'T USETO STAND UP FOR.

LIKE THE WORD "NO"--WE ACCEPT IT TOO QUICK.

NO MATTER WHAT WE GO TODO, THEY SAY "NO" TO US.

WE SAY "THANK YOU"AND WALK AWAY.

NO OTHER RACEACCEPTS "NO" LIKE US.

NOBODY-- WE WALKINTO A BANK.

"HELLO"--"HI, MR. JOHNSON.

"WELL, SORRY, WE LOOKEDAT YOUR APPLICATION,

"AND UNFORTUNATELY, WEHAVE TO DECLINE YOU."

"ALL RIGHT,THANK YOU."

AND WALK OUT.

WHITE PEOPLE DON'TDO THAT-- NO, SIR.

"WELL, MR. CAPEROBDIOWSKI, WEOVERLOOKED YOUR APPLICATION,

"AND UNFORTUNATELY,AT THIS TIME, WE GONNA DENY YOU.

"YOU'RE GONNA GETA LETTER IN THE MAIL."

"COME ON-- WHO AREYOU TALKING ABOUT?

"I WANT TO SEEYOUR MANAGER.

"NOT THIS ASSHOLE--THE DISTRICT MANAGER!"

[laughter]

THEY LOSE THEIR MIND.

PUERTO RICANSDON'T ACCEPT "NO."

THEY GO INTO THE BANK.

"WELL, MR. RODRIGUEZ, WEOVERLOOKED YOUR APPLICATION,

"AND UNFORTUNATELY,WE HAVE TO DENY YOU,

"AND WE'LL SENDYOU A LETTER."

"PAPA...

[laughter]

"PAPA, OH, HOLDON A MINUTE, PAPA?

"I DON'T UNDERSTANDSOMETHING RIGHT NOW.

[laughter]

"YOU SEE, PAPA, YOU GIVEME THE APPLICATION.

"YOU TELL ME TO PUTEVERYTHING DOWN.

"I LISTEN.

[laughter]

"YOU TELL METO SIGN MY NAME.

"I SIGN MY NAME.

"BUT WHEN I GIVE YOUTHE PAPER BACK, RIGHT THERE,

"SOMETHING HAPPENED--I DON'T KNOW.

"EVERYTHING YOU TELL METO DO, I DO IT."

"WELL, SIR, TO BEHONEST WITH YOU,

"YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ID."

"OH, WAIT A MINUTE...

"YOU-YOU ASTUPID ASSHOLE.

"YOU WANT ID--A PICTURE OF ME?

"I'M THE ONE GETTINGTHE MONEY, NOT THE PICTURE.

"YOU WANT A PICTURE OF MESO YOU CAN LOOK AT ME

"AND SAY 'OKAY.'

"LOOK, YOU GONNA NEED A PICTURE,TAKE ON YOUR PHONE.

"DO IT RIGHT NOW.

"STUPID ASSHOLE."

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