LEWIS BLACK>> PEOPLE SNAPPED

AFTER SEPTEMBER 11th.

THE ONE WHO TRULY SNAPPED,

THE LEADER OF SNAP, WAS

JERRY FALWELL.

JERRY FALWELL WAS CRAZY BEFORE

AND IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT,

I'D LIKE YOU TO WEAR ALUMINUM

FOIL SO WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

AND JERRY FALWELL SAID THAT THE

REASON SEPTEMBER 11th HAPPENED,

THE REASON THAT GOD ALLOWED IT

TO HAPPEN, WAS BECAUSE OF

CERTAIN PEOPLE IN OUR COUNTRY.

PEOPLE LIKE, AND I'M QUOTING,

"THE PAGANS" WHICH IS A

MOTORCYCLE GROUP.

(LAUGHTER)

FEMINISTS.

HE BROUGHT UP FEMINISTS.

HE USED THE WORD EVEN.

GOD I THOUGHT I HAVEN'T HEARD

THAT WORD IN A WHILE.

DID HE REALLY THINK IT WAS

FEMINISTS?

IS THAT WHAT UPSET GOD?

THAT WOMEN, A NUMBER OF

YEARS AGO, DECIDED TO LEAVE

THE KITCHEN AND GO INTO THE

WORKPLACE AND DEMAND EQUAL WAGES

AND DEMAND POWER EQUAL TO A MAN?

THAT'S WHAT UPSET GOD?

THAT GOD LOOKED DOWN INTO THE

KITCHEN AND THERE WAS NOT A STEW

ON THE OVEN.

AND THE SPICE RACK WAS IN

DISARRAY AND HE SAID,

"I WILL SMOKE THEM!"

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT,

HE SAID THAT GOD HAD ACTUALLY

TALKED TO HIM AND SAID

THESE WERE THE PEOPLE,

THAT WAS THE REASON.

IT WAS THOSE PEOPLE AND THAT WAS

WHY GOD ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN.

AND I THOUGHT WELL THAT'S ODD

BECAUSE GOD HAD CALLED ME

TWELVE HOURS BEFORE...

(LAUGHTER)

AND HE SAID THE REASON THAT HE

WAS UPSET WAS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE

LIKE JERRY FALWELL.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)