LEWIS BLACK>> PEOPLE SNAPPED
AFTER SEPTEMBER 11th.
THE ONE WHO TRULY SNAPPED,
THE LEADER OF SNAP, WAS
JERRY FALWELL.
JERRY FALWELL WAS CRAZY BEFORE
AND IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT,
I'D LIKE YOU TO WEAR ALUMINUM
FOIL SO WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
AND JERRY FALWELL SAID THAT THE
REASON SEPTEMBER 11th HAPPENED,
THE REASON THAT GOD ALLOWED IT
TO HAPPEN, WAS BECAUSE OF
CERTAIN PEOPLE IN OUR COUNTRY.
PEOPLE LIKE, AND I'M QUOTING,
"THE PAGANS" WHICH IS A
MOTORCYCLE GROUP.
(LAUGHTER)
FEMINISTS.
HE BROUGHT UP FEMINISTS.
HE USED THE WORD EVEN.
GOD I THOUGHT I HAVEN'T HEARD
THAT WORD IN A WHILE.
DID HE REALLY THINK IT WAS
FEMINISTS?
IS THAT WHAT UPSET GOD?
THAT WOMEN, A NUMBER OF
YEARS AGO, DECIDED TO LEAVE
THE KITCHEN AND GO INTO THE
WORKPLACE AND DEMAND EQUAL WAGES
AND DEMAND POWER EQUAL TO A MAN?
THAT'S WHAT UPSET GOD?
THAT GOD LOOKED DOWN INTO THE
KITCHEN AND THERE WAS NOT A STEW
ON THE OVEN.
AND THE SPICE RACK WAS IN
DISARRAY AND HE SAID,
"I WILL SMOKE THEM!"
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT,
HE SAID THAT GOD HAD ACTUALLY
TALKED TO HIM AND SAID
THESE WERE THE PEOPLE,
THAT WAS THE REASON.
IT WAS THOSE PEOPLE AND THAT WAS
WHY GOD ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN.
AND I THOUGHT WELL THAT'S ODD
BECAUSE GOD HAD CALLED ME
TWELVE HOURS BEFORE...
(LAUGHTER)
AND HE SAID THE REASON THAT HE
WAS UPSET WAS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE
LIKE JERRY FALWELL.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)