Dat Phan - Dat's Family

  • Season 8 , Ep 2
  • 01/29/2004
  • Views: 12,923

Dat's parents named him Dat so they could make fun of him. (0:51)

Dat Phan: I JOKE ABOUT RACISM.

I JOKE ABOUT, YOU KNOW, REALITY.

LIKE-- BUT MY NAME REALLY IS

DAT PHAN.

IT'S NOT A HOLLYWOOD STAGE NAME

OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW MY PARENTS LOVE IT.

THEY LOVE TO MAKE FUN OF MY NAME

ALL THE TIME.

LIKE, "HEY, SON, IT'S PRETTY HOT

IN HERE.

CAN YOU TURN ON DAT PHAN

OVER THERE?"

[SMACKING SOUND]

[LAUGHTER]

"HE'S STUCK WITH THAT ONE RENEE.

HE'S STUCK WITH THAT NAME."

[LAUGHTER]

I REALLY AM FROM A VERY SMALL

VIETNAMESE FAMILY, TOO.

WE'RE REALLY CLOSE, TOO, ALL TEN

OF US.

WE'RE JUST LIKE THAT.

[LAUGHTER]

MY MOM WAS SO STRICT, YOU KNOW?

WHEN I WAS A KID, SHE WOULDN'T

LET US WATCH THE BRADY BUNCH.

THE BRADY BUNCH.

SHE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS REAL.

SHE WAS LIKE, "DAT PHAN,

YOU DON'T WATCH BRADY BUNCH.

THAT SHOW SUCK.

SIX KIDS-- THAT'S NOTHING.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

DAT PHAN, I HAVE TEN KIDS.

WHY DON'T YOU WATCH ME?"

NO COMMERCIAL HERE, NO ALICE.

I CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE.

YOU WATCH ME.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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