Leo Allen - Crazy Cat Lady

  • Season 3 , Ep 3
  • 08/03/2012
  • Views: 8,172

Leo Allen points out one of the many hilarious differences between men and women. (2:10)

UM--I LEARNED SOMETHING RECENTLY.

YOU GUYS--EVERYBODY KNOWS THE SAYING,

"YOU SHOULD NEVER GOTO THE GROCERY STORE

WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY, RIGHT?",

WE ALL KNOW THAT.

BUT THERE'S ANOTHER SAYING

THAT I DON'T THINK THEYTELL YOU ENOUGH WHICH IS THIS,

"YOU SHOULD NEVER GOTO THE PET STORE

WHEN YOU'RE LONELY."

(laughter)

YOU FIND YOURSELF SAYING CRAZYTHINGS LIKE,

"YOU KNOW, JUSTGIVE ME FOUR PUPPIES,

AH, NINE KITTENS,AND, YOU KNOW,

I'LL TAKE THATWHOLE TANK OF GOLDFISH...

AND I WILL NAME THEMALL ELIZABETH...

(laughter)

AND THEY WILL LOVE MEIN A WAY SHE WAS NOT ABLE TO.

YES, SO GOOD."

PEOPLE GET SO EMOTIONALABOUT THEIR PETS.

I SAW THIS DOCUMENTARYABOUT A WOMAN

WHO HAD 137 CATS.

YEAH.

I'M NOT AN EXPERT ON ANYTHING,BUT I'M GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB

AND SAY, THAT'S BETWEEN

136 AND 137 TOO MANY CATS.

AND I'M WATCHINGTHIS DOCUMENTARY

'CAUSE IT'S FASCINATING

'CAUSE SHE LIVEDIN AN APARTMENT,

AND THEY KEPT REFERRINGTO HER AS THE CRAZY CAT LADY,

WHICH--IT WAS A REALSERIOUS DOCUMENTARY,

SO I THOUGHT IT WAS,

"A" THAT'S A LITTLEUNPROFESSIONAL.

"B" IT'S JUSTPLAIN RUDE,

AND "C"IT'S KINDA SEXIST, RIGHT?

BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYSTHE CRAZY CAT LADY,

THE CRAZY CAT WOMAN.RIGHT?

THAT'S ALL YOU EVER HEAR.

YOU NEVER HEAR, NOT EVEN ONCE,YOU NEVER HEAR

THE CRAZY CAT FELLAOR THE CRAZY CAT GUY.

NO, SO THAT BOTHERED MEFOR A FEW MINUTES,

BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,AND I REALIZED

THAT'S BECAUSE THE MALE VERSIONOF A WOMAN WITH 137 CATS

IS MAKING HIMSELF A SUITOUT OF HUMAN SKIN.

(laughter)

YEAH.

JUST ONE MANY OFTHE HILARIOUS DIFFERENCES

BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN.

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