Carmen Lynch - Being Tall

Sneed, Lynch, Spruyt, Laney Season 8, Ep 0807 12/10/2004 Views: 5,150

It's hard to date when you're tall. (1:20)

[LAUGHTER]

SO SOME THINGS IN LIFE JUST

DON'T MAKE SENSE, YOU KNOW,

LIKE MY DERMATOLOGIST HAS ACNE.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW.

HE'S LIKE "I GOT RID OF YOUR

ZITS."

I'M LIKE, "I KNOW.

THEY'RE ON YOU NOW."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND IT TOOK HIM LIKE A YEAR

TO GET RID OF MY ZITS.

BUT I STILL GO TO HIM ONCE IN

A WHILE JUST TO SEE HOW HE'S

DOING.

[LAUGHTER]

I JUST WENT ON A DATE RECENTLY,

TOO.

I GOT SET UP.

IT'S HARD WHEN YOU'RE TALL,

'CAUSE PEOPLE JUST THINK

THAT'S ALL YOU WANT, YOU KNOW,

THAT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT

ANYTHING ELSE, YOU'RE LIKE,

"OH, HE'S SIX TWO.

HE'S FOR YOU."

[LAUGHTER]

I'M LIKE, "I KNOW, BUT HE'S

HOMELESS."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

IT'S TRUE.

BEING TALL PEOPLE ALWAYS WANNA

KNOW IF YOU PLAY BASKETBALL.

[LAUGHTER]

I'M SORRY, I NEVER DID.

YOU KNOW.

PEOPLE ALWAYS WANNA KNOW THAT.

NO ONE EVER ASKS LIKE A FAT GIRL

IF SHE'S IN THE OPERA, YOU KNOW?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]