John Mulaney - Female Friends

John Mulaney: New in Town Season 1, Ep 101 01/28/2012 Views: 21,732

In John Mulaney's own personal experience, he has noticed that you can't force women to hang out with each other. (1:44)

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AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIENDAND SHE'S A FEMALE PERSON.

IT'S GOING VERY WELL.I LOVE HER VERY MUCH.

AND SO A FEW MONTHS AGO,SHE WAS LIKE,

"OKAY, IT'S GOING WELL, SO NOWI SHOULD MEET YOUR PARENTS."

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DOWHEN A RELATIONSHIP

IS GOING WELL.

THEY MEET EACH OTHER'SPARENTS.

AND I'VE NEVERUNDERSTOOD THAT.

I'VE NEVER BEENWITH MY GIRLFRIEND

AND THOUGHT LIKE,"OH, HONEY,

"TONIGHT IS GOING GREAT.

"BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULDMAKE IT PERFECT?

CHARLES AND ELLEN MULANEY."

COME ON!

LET'S GET THEM IN THE MIX.

WE'VE BEEN GOING PRETTYHOT AND HEAVY LATELY,

I THINK IT'S TIME WE BRING INTWO OLDER CATHOLIC PEOPLE.

MY GIRLFRIEND'S A FEMALE, ANDTHEN I HAD ALL THESE FRIENDS

THAT ARE FEMALE.

SO WHEN I STARTED DATING HER,I WAS LIKE,

"OH, GREAT,THEY'LL ALL GET ALONG."

NO.

NOT EVEN A LITTLEAT THE BEGINNING.

I DON'T WANNA MAKEANY GENERALIZATIONS ABOUT WOMEN

'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW [bleep]ABOUT WOMEN.

BUT THIS ONE THINGI'VE NOTICED

IN MY OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCEIS THAT

I THINK WOMEN CAN BE FRIENDSWITH EACH OTHER,

BUT I THINK IT CAN BETRICKY SOMETIMES

WHEN YOU TRY AND FORCE WOMENTO HANG OUT WITH EACH OTHER.

I THINK THAT SOMETIMESDOESN'T WORK.

LIKE, I DON'T THINK--

LIKE, YOU COULD NEVERPUT TOGETHER A HEIST OF WOMEN.

DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

LIKE OCEAN'S ELEVEN WITH WOMENWOULDN'T WORK.

'CAUSE TWO WOULD KEEPBREAKING OFF

TO TALK [bleep]ABOUT THE OTHER NINE.

OR NOT EVEN TALK [bleep],

JUST SAY WEIRDPASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE THINGS

WHILE THEY BREAKINTO THE CASINO.

JUST BE LIKE, "OH, I LOVEHOW YOU JUST WEAR ANYTHING."