Richard Lewis - Sexual Nicknames

Charles Fleischer & Stevie Ray Fromstein Season 1, Ep 16 02/24/1992 Views: 2,035

Richard needs heat. (1:05)

YOU GUYS IN BED TONIGHT,YOU GO HOME

YOU'LL MAKE LOVE-- FABULOUS.

I HAVE LOWEREDMY EXPECTATIONS SEXUALLY.

I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENSAT BED ANYMORE

AS LONG AS I DON'T MAKEANY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS.

WHEN YOU GET OLDERYOU GET SCARED AND...

YOU KNOW, ORGASMS ARE IMPORTANTBUT I BASICALLY TELL MY LOVERS

TO ALLOW SIX TO EIGHT WEEKSFOR DELIVERY.

AND IF THAT'S NOT--HEY, CALL MY BANKER.

WE CAN WORK OUT, YOU KNOW,ORGASM BALLOON PAYMENTS.

THAT CAN HAPPEN.

THE THING IS,MEN UNFORTUNATELY--

OR FORTUNATELY--

THERE'S THIS THING HERETHAT HANGS AND YOU HAVE TO...

YOU'RE HOT OR YOU'RE NOT.

AND YOU NEED TO BE HOT IN BEDOR IT'S OVER AND I, I, I...

I ASKED HERTO CALL ME BY, YOU KNOW--

I NEED HEAT LIKE, "TAKE ME,WANT ME, LICK ME"-- I NEED HEAT.

AND SHE CALLED MEBY A TERM OF ENDEARMENT--

SHE SAID, "TAKE ME, LICK ME,WANT ME, LITTLE GOOBER."

SHE CALLED ME "LITTLE GOOBER."

I INSISTED ON KING OF KINGS.

IS THAT TOO MUCH, KING OF KINGS?

IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH?