The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

A Tale of Survival - One Tough Cock Pt. 2

Season 4 • 01/13/2000

Vance reports on how one stiff cock was finally spent.

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02:03

Headlines - Limp Dictator
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Augusto Pinochet is deemed too sick to stand trial, and his victims are deemed too dead to serve as witnesses.
01/12/2000
01:39

Headlines - Yes, I Canyon
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President Clinton protects the Grand Canyon with the stroke of a pen and insists he grew up in a national park.
01/12/2000
04:13

Ice Cube
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Ice Cube extols the virtues of Dreamcast and how not having enough kills can effect important business meetings.
01/12/2000
01:32

Headlines - Buy Curious
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Andrew Lloyd Webber buys ten theaters in London, despite allegations of borrowing liberally from Puccini.
01/12/2000
03:09

Back in Black - Incinerator Restaurant
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Lewis Black trashes the concept of a rotating restaurant at the top of a garbage incinerator.
01/12/2000
05:58

Headlines - Illegal Elian
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Attorney General Janet Reno overturns the court's decision on the Elian Gonzalez ruling, and Hillary Clinton is a guest on David Letterman's "The Late Show."
01/13/2000
01:42

This Just In - e, The People
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A copy of the Declaration of Independence will be auctioned online.
01/13/2000
03:11

A Tale of Survival - One Tough Cock Pt. 1
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Vance DeGeneres reports on how one cock survived a trip on the tail of a moving trailer.
01/13/2000
04:45

Michael Stipe
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Michael Stipe talks about producing the films "Being John Malkovich" and "American Movie" as well recording the soundtrack for "Man on the Moon."
01/13/2000
00:13

Moment of Zen - Man Pets Chicken Dinner
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Fred Davis pets his chicken.
01/13/2000
03:01

A Tale of Survival - One Tough Cock Pt. 2
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Vance DeGeneres reports on how one cock survived a trip on the tail of a moving trailer only to turn into a chicken dinner.
01/13/2000
03:47

Penelope Ann Miller
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Penelope Ann Miller talks about her role as a schoolteacher who has an affair with her 13-year-old student.
01/17/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Confederate Flag
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A man holds a Confederate flag and an "I love you" sign.
01/17/2000
02:01

Headlines - E-Pocalypse Now
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The Worldwatch Institute warns that failure to reverse environmental trends will ironically lead to a reversal in economic progress.
01/17/2000
02:04

Headlines - The English Beat
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Mike Tyson arrives in England for a bout with Julius Francis, who is already in court filing a lawsuit for whatever is about to happen to him.
01/17/2000
01:35

A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - New Hampshire
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Kudos to New Hampshire for holding out longer than anyone thought possible before deeming Martin Luther King, Jr. a reasonable figure to fashion a holiday after.
01/17/2000
01:20

Other News - Junior Samples
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Herbal cigarettes are branded to kids who love to inhale tar, but hate fitting in.
01/17/2000
02:46

Dollars and Cents - Merger
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Steve Carell, Vance DeGeneres and Nancy Walls explain the ramifications of the AOL Time Warner merger.
01/17/2000
04:50

Winner Takes Fall
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Nancy Walls investigates the near-death experience of a Million Dollar Cash Grab winner.
01/17/2000
02:28

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Robot Babies
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Jon takes a moment to set the record straight about Comedy Central's programming, a robot baby currently holding him hostage, and that ass-cake on the subway.
01/18/2000
03:58

Headlines - Dixie Wrecked
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Trouble in the South as civil rights activists march in South Carolina to abolish the Confederate flag, and Twisted Sister asks John Rocker to stop rocking.
01/18/2000
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