Freddy Soto - The Human Race

Soto, Colonna, Heffron, Harris Season 4, Ep 0412 02/10/2001 Views: 8,211

Adjectives describe people, places and things. (1:53)

BRO.

THERE'S THIS WHOLE MOVEMENT OF

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, MAN.

"YOU CAN'T DESCRIBE PEOPLE,

FREDDY.

WE'RE ALL JUST PEOPLE.

I'M IN THE HUMAN RACE."

OH MAN, THAT'S SOME REMEDIAL

STUFF, MAN.

I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU SO I

CAN MAKE FUN OF YOU!

ARE YOU THAT SCARED OF

ADJECTIVES, MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT

I MEAN?

ADJECTIVES DESCRIBE PEOPLE,

PLACES AND THINGS, MAN.

WE GOTTA HAVE 'EM.

"NO, WE'RE JUST PEOPLE."

GOOD, WELL I HOPE YOU GET

MUGGED.

(LAUGHTER)

ALL RIGHT?

THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT YOU SAY WHEN

IT'S NEGATIVE, RIGHT?

"WHO MUGGED YOU?"

"OH MY GOD, IT WAS A PERSON."

(LAUGHTER)

"WELL, WHAT'D HE LOOK LIKE?"

"OH, JUST PEOPLE, REALLY.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE."

THEY'LL HAVE A LABEL FOR YOU,

TRUST ME, BROTHER.

"WHO MUGGED YOU?"

"OH MY GOD, IT WAS A MEXICAN

GANGBANGER.

(LAUGHTER)

HE HAD A BIG TATTOO OF THE

VIRGIN MARY GUADELOUPE ON HIS

THROAT.

THERE WERE 16 PEOPLE IN HIS CAR.

AND 12 MORE ON THE HOOD.

(LAUGHTER)

ALL THE WOMEN WERE IN THE

BACKSEAT HAVING BABIES...

(LAUGHTER)

AND ALL THE CHILDREN WERE TRYING

TO SELL ME CHICKLETS.

(LAUGHTER)

EVERY ONE OF THEM HAD A LEAF

BLOWER AND A LAWN MOWER.

AND THERE WAS A LITTLE DOG THAT

SPOKE SPANISH.

SELLING TACOS FOR 99 CENTS.

THEY WERE DRIVING A T-BIRD WITH

THE DOOR FROM A 280Z.

THEY HAD MATTRESSES ON TOP OF

THEIR CAR.

NO ROPE.

EVERYBODY WAS JUST HOLDING ON

WITH ONE ARM."

(LAUGHTER)

"OH MY GOD, MA'AM, WELL,

THAT'S A NICE PICTURE.

WHAT CALL WAS THE CAR?"

"PRIMER."

(LAUGHTER)

COME ON, GUYS.

SOME PEOPLE GET TENDER,

YOU KNOW?

"WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE IT RACIAL,

MAN?"

"BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY."

(LAUGHTER)

GOTTA REMEMBER WHERE YOU CAME