Last night was the biggest nighton Broadway-- the Tonys,
which you either don't careabout at all
or care about way too much.
And that's not to be confused,by the way,
with the '90s R&B awards,the Tony Toni Tonés, which...
-(laughter) -...I wish we hadtime to mock up a image for.
All of the three awards justhave different hairstyles.
The ceremony featuredperformances
by many of the year's best showsand was hosted
by late night build-a-bear,James Corden seen here.
Other celebritiesalso stopped by to present,
including Axl Rose. Uh...
It's very exciting.
-Oh, my. -HARDWICK:Axl presented the winner
of best musical to Hamilton.
Let's take a look.
The Tony goes to... Hamilton.
She didn't even openthe (bleep) envelope!
She didn't even open it!
She just assumed thebest musical won best musical!
But honestly, hugecongratulations to Hamilton.
So comedians,this award was so obvious
that she didn't even botherto open the envelope,
so I'd like you to pleasepresent another award
you don't even need to look at.Mary Lynn Rajskub, go.
And the winner of thestraightest, blondest hair
on the oldest face goesto Barbra Streisand.
HARDWICK:Right. Yeah. Perfect.
-(applause and cheering)-Oh, that's... Oh.
The award for best diarrhea on ared eye flight goes to Sbarro.
Sbarro was too busy (bleep)to accept the award.
We accept thison Sbarro's behalf.
And the winner of
Most High Contestant on aGame Show goes to me right now.
-(laughter) -HARDWICK: Oh, wow!Congratulations...