Andy Samberg - Chad & Dancing in the Mirror

Season 8 , Ep 0811 01/07/05 Views: 31,524

Andy Samberg fantasizes about the shockingly un-African country of Chad and reveals his paranoia about his mirror. (1:49)

WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS? IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

AH, IT'S BEEN SO LONG,HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

SWEET!

[LAUGHTER]SO YOU GUYS UH I'VE ALWAYS

IMAGINED THE AFRICAN NATIONOF CHAD TO SORT OF BE THIS

FENCED OFF AREA AND THEN WHENYOU WALK IN THERE'S REALLY

NOTHING AFRICAN ABOUT IT.

IT'S JUST THIS WHITE DUDE INA SWEATER VEST.

LIKE, "HEY WHAT'S UP?

IT'S ME CHAD.

WELCOME TO MY AFRICAN NATION.

WE'RE JUST MESSING WITH THEPLAY STATION IN THE BACK.

YOU WANT A SNAPPLE?""TRY NOT TO GO OUTSIDE THE

FENCED OFF AREA.

IT'S [BLEEP] CRAZY!"[LAUGHTER]

YOU GUYS LIKE TO DANCE IN THEMIRROR AT ALL?

ANYONE DANCE IN THE MIRROR?

[CHEERS]YEAH.

SAME.

SAME.

ANYWAYS, I WAS DANCING IN THEMIRROR THE OTHER DAY BUT NOT

LIKE DANCING IN THE MIRRORLIKE DANCING IN THE MIRROR,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE, WHOOO, LIKE♪ DANCING IN THE MIRROR

♪ DANCING AND ALL OF SUDDEN I FREEZE,

RIGHT, AND I'M LIKE, "OHMY GOD, WHAT IF THIS IS A

TWO-WAY MIRROR?

[LAUGHTER]AND THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING

ME?"SO I KEEP COOL RIGHT,

I STEP BACK, LOOK IN, I GO,"I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.

ENJOYING THE SHOW, GOVERNMENT?

AND OF COURSE RIGHT AT THEMOMENT I HEAR...

"AHEM!"AND I TURN AND MY ROOMMATE'S

STANDING RIGHT IN THE DOORWAY.

[LAUGHTER]SO I'M LIKE NO BIG DEAL,

GOT IT, GOT IT.

AND I TURN AROUND AND I GO,"GOTCHA!"

AND HE GOES, "WHAT?"AND I GO, "QUIT BEING A DICK!"

AND RUN OUT CRYING.

YOU GUYS KNOW HOW THAT IS.

AND OF COURSE IT WAS RIGHT ATTHAT MOMENT THAT HE TOOK OUT HIS

WALKIE TALKIE AND WAS LIKE,"HE'S STARTING TO SUSPECT."

[LAUGHTER]

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