Coolness - Hoodwinkers

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 03/18/2009
  • Views: 99,248

An agency specializing in deception helps a nerd look super cool during his big date. (3:14)

>> HOODWINKERS.

ARE YOU SEEKINGTO HOODWINK SOMEONE?

>> YES, I GUESSYOU COULD SAY THAT.

>> ALL RIGHT THEN.

ARE YOU TRYING TO ENDA RELATIONSHIP

WHILE STILL MAKING IT SEEM LIKEIT'S NOT YOU WHO IS DOING IT

BUT INSTEAD THE OTHER PERSON?

>> UH, NO.

>> ARE YOU TRYING TO APPEAR MOREATTRACTIVE TO A MAN OR A WOMAN

IN WHOM YOU ARESEXUALLY INTERESTED?

>> YES, I AM.

>> FIRST DATE?

>> YES.

>> AND HOW MUCH COOLERDO YOU NEED TO APPEAR?

>> I'M NOT SURE.

>> WELL, HOW MANY COMIC BOOKSDO YOU OWN?

>> WELL, DOES THAT INCLUDEGRAPHIC NOVELS?

>> GREAT, I'VE GOTALL THE INFORMATION WE NEED.

>> OKAY, SEE YOU GUYS FRIDAY.

HOW WILL I KNOW IT'S YOU GUYS?

>> YOU'LL KNOW.JUST PLAY ALONG.

>> GARY?

>> APRIL?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU LOOK HOT.

LIKE, I WOULD MAKE A SCREENSAVEROUT OF HOW HOT--

[horn honking]

AND I WOULD PROBABLY NEVER GETSICK OF LOOKING AT IT--

>> I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

[horn honking]

WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU KNOW, MR. GIBSON,IT IS SUCH AN HONOR

TO HAVE YOUDINING WITH US AGAIN.

SO HOW'S THE NEW PLAYCOMING ALONG?

>> OH, YOU WRITE PLAYS?

>> YEAH.

[speaking French]

MERCI.

>> THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

SO MY SISTER KEPT BRINGINGALL THESE STRAY CATS HOME.

IT WASN'T REALLY HER FAULT.

THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD HAS CATS.

AND WE GREW UP WITH ANIMALS,YOU KNOW,

BIRDS AND CATS AND DOGS,

BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'D KEEP THEMSEPARATED, YOU KNOW?

I GUESS, YOU KNOW,THAT'S WHAT INSPIRED ME

TO BECOME A VET.

[gagging]

[retching]

OH, MY GOD.

YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

THANK YOU.

HOW DID A MARBLE GET IN MY FOOD?

I CAN'T BELIEVEJUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

PICKED UP OUR CHECK.

>> YEAH.

>> WELL, UM,I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME.

>> ME TOO.

>> [sighs]

THAT WAS NICE.

SO, UM, YOU'LL CALL ME?

>> YEAH.

>> OKAY.>> OKAY.

>> BYE-BYE.>> BYE.

YES! YES.

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