Be My Brother

Pussy on the Chainwax Season 3, Ep 13 12/18/2013 Views: 140,546

To console a friend mourning his brother, a man makes a promise to fill the void with his own type of brotherly affection. (1:27)

Tags:  crime, siblings, housing

- I SAW ON THE NEWS TODAY,

TALKING ABOUT THE VIOLENCEIN FOREIGN COUNTRIES.

TALKING ABOUT ALL THE SAVAGERYUP IN THE WORLD,

BUT THEY AIN'T NEVERTALK ABOUT SOUTH CENTRAL.

AIN'T NEVER TALK ABOUTWHAT HAPPENED TO MY BROTHER.

NOW HE'S GONE.

NOW I AIN'T GOT NO BROTHER.

- YO, DOG.

I'LL BE YOUR BROTHER.

- REALLY?

- ABSOLUTELY, DOG.

YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMEBODYTO LEAN ON.

YOU CAN'T JUST BEWALKING AROUND HERE

WITH THIS EMPTINESSIN YOUR HEART, MAN.

AN EMPTINESS THAT CAN ONLYBE FILLED BY A BROTHER.

- OKAY.

- BROTHERS, MAN?- BROTHERS!

- GET IT IN HERE, DOG.- COME OVER HERE.

- YOU GOT TO GET IT IN THERE,DOG.

- I GOT TO TUCK IT, MAN.[sighs]

- TUCK IT, TUCK IT, TUCK IT.

BROTHERS, MAN.

COME HERE, MAN.

WHY THE [bleep] YOU KEEPFOLLOWING ME AROUND, MAN?

WHY DON'T YOU GO HOMEAND STAY OUT OF MY ROOM?

DON'T MESS WITH MY MODELS.

I'M ABOUT TO GET A WEDGIE UP

IN THIS MOTHER[bleep]RIGHT HERE.

- WHAT THE--HEY!

HEY! GET THE [bleep]OFF ME, MAN.

- GIVE ME THE WEDGIE--HEY.

- HEY.

YOU DON'T GIVE A GROWN MANA WEDGIE.

MOTHER[bleep],I'M 34 YEARS OLD.

I GOT GRANDCHILDREN.

[soul music]

Related

MORE SKETCHES
  • All Videos
  • Obama's Anger Translator
  • Valets
  • Levi & Cedric
  • Meegan & Andre
  • Wendell
  • music
  • supernatural
  • history
  • partying
  • dating
  • school
  • work/office
  • health
  • movies
  • TV
  • Season 5
  • Season 4
  • Season 3
  • Season 2
  • Season 1

Non-Scary Movie

2:57

Two friends leaving a horror movie talk about how unaffected they were by the scary parts.

These Nuts - Uncensored

4:14

A man confronts a colleague about his troubling reliance on a terrible joke.

Seasons 4 and 5 Outtakes - Uncensored

1:38

Keegan and Jordan fail to keep it together while shooting Seasons 4 and 5.

Ray Parker Jr. Theme Songs

2:33

The singer who performed the "Ghostbusters" song presents a box set featuring his best unreleased movie themes.

Meegan and Andre Break Up - Uncensored

4:08

Andre's plan to end things with Meegan doesn't quite go as planned.

Negrotown - Uncensored

4:35

A black man who's stopped by the police discovers that there's a way to escape racism.

Airplane Continental

3:18

An impressionable traveler experiences a world of luxuries when he's upgraded to economy plus.

Hold Me Back - Uncensored

2:50

Two friends have trouble negotiating a scuffle in a nightclub.

The Morty Jebsen Show Goes Off the Rails - Uncensored

4:18

Hip-hop star Young Bidness has a highly unusual freakout when a talk-show host asks about his recent breakup.

Marbles

5:09

During his first day on the job, the assistant state's attorney can't resist a beautiful jar full of marbles.

"Game of Thrones" Recap - Uncensored

2:39

Before the premiere of "Game of Thrones" Season 5, the valets look back at the show's most striking moments.