Be My Brother

Pussy on the Chainwax Season 3, Ep 13 12/18/2013 Views: 139,491

To console a friend mourning his brother, a man makes a promise to fill the void with his own type of brotherly affection. (1:27)

Tags:  crime, siblings, housing

- I SAW ON THE NEWS TODAY,

TALKING ABOUT THE VIOLENCEIN FOREIGN COUNTRIES.

TALKING ABOUT ALL THE SAVAGERYUP IN THE WORLD,

BUT THEY AIN'T NEVERTALK ABOUT SOUTH CENTRAL.

AIN'T NEVER TALK ABOUTWHAT HAPPENED TO MY BROTHER.

NOW HE'S GONE.

NOW I AIN'T GOT NO BROTHER.

- YO, DOG.

I'LL BE YOUR BROTHER.

- REALLY?

- ABSOLUTELY, DOG.

YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMEBODYTO LEAN ON.

YOU CAN'T JUST BEWALKING AROUND HERE

WITH THIS EMPTINESSIN YOUR HEART, MAN.

AN EMPTINESS THAT CAN ONLYBE FILLED BY A BROTHER.

- OKAY.

- BROTHERS, MAN?- BROTHERS!

- GET IT IN HERE, DOG.- COME OVER HERE.

- YOU GOT TO GET IT IN THERE,DOG.

- I GOT TO TUCK IT, MAN.[sighs]

- TUCK IT, TUCK IT, TUCK IT.

BROTHERS, MAN.

COME HERE, MAN.

WHY THE [bleep] YOU KEEPFOLLOWING ME AROUND, MAN?

WHY DON'T YOU GO HOMEAND STAY OUT OF MY ROOM?

DON'T MESS WITH MY MODELS.

I'M ABOUT TO GET A WEDGIE UP

IN THIS MOTHER[bleep]RIGHT HERE.

- WHAT THE--HEY!

HEY! GET THE [bleep]OFF ME, MAN.

- GIVE ME THE WEDGIE--HEY.

- HEY.

YOU DON'T GIVE A GROWN MANA WEDGIE.

MOTHER[bleep],I'M 34 YEARS OLD.

I GOT GRANDCHILDREN.

[soul music]

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