#HashtagWars - #OneWordOffMovieQuotes

Monday, August 15, 2016 08/15/2016 Views: 370

Yakov Smirnoff, Flula Borg and Maeve Higgins alter the meaning of memorable movie lines with just one word. (1:42)

It's now timefor the #HashtagWars.

(cheering)

The summer blockbuster seasonhas given us

some memorable movie quotes,like, "So that's it, huh?

Some kind of Suicide Squad?"

And, "So that's it, huh?

Some kindof My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2?

But we found that if you changejust one word

of a notableclassic cinema line,

it goes from beingiconic to incoherent,

which is why tonight's hashtagis #OneWordOffMovieQuotes.

#OneWordOffMovieQuotes.

Examples might include:Play it again, Skrillex;

and: Luke, I am your waiter.

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

-Flula Borg.-E.T., phone Applebee's.

-Points.-(laughter)

-Maeve. -Uh, draw me likeone of your French toasts.

-Points.-(laughter)

-Flula. -I'm gonna make hima casserole he can't refuse.

-Points.-(laughter)

-Flula.-Yippee ki-yay, Mother Teresa.

-Points.-(laughter)

Yakov Smirnoff.

Go ahead, make my lunch.

HARDWICK:Yes. Points.

Flula.

Help me, Obi-Wan.

You're my only babysitter.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

Yak... uh, Flula.

Say hello to my little anus.

(laughing)

Yakov.

I'm out of order;you're out of order.

The whole anal examis out of order.

All of it. Yes, points.

Yakov.

With great boobs,come great responsibility.

-HARDWICK: Mm-hmm.-(cheers and applause)

-(bell dings)-HARDWICK: Maeve.

Um, love means never havingto say you're married.