Now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.
If your Barnes & Noblefelt especially sweaty today,
it's probably because GuyFieri's new book just came out.
Here it is. It's sureto climb the bestseller charts
if it doesn't get too winded.
So in honorof the latest literary foray
from our favoritebleached Koosh ball,
tonight's hashtag is#GuyFieriBooks.
Examples might be: The Sound and the Fieri,
and Fart of Darkness.
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Ron Funches. -Where the Buffalo Wild Wings Are.
Yes, points. Al Jackson.
-Fifty Shades of Gravy. -Points! Bobby Lee.
-Bridget Jones' Diarrhea. -Yes, points.
The Girl with the Dragon Roll Tattoo.
-The Fault in Our Carbs. -Yes, points.
-Bobby Lee. -Eat Mice and Men.
Points. Ron Funches.
The Old Man and the Seafood Buffet.
-(laughter)-Points. Bobby Lee.
-Catcher in the Fries. -Points.
-Ron. -The Holy (bleep), That's a Tasty Bible.