Scott Kennedy - Audience

  • Season 8 , Ep 28
  • 06/10/2004
  • Views: 1,171

Scott tries to connect with an engineering student in the audience. (1:49)

WONDERFUL, VERY GOOD-LOOKING

CROWD.

HOW YOU GUYS DOING UP FRONT,

YOU ALL RIGHT?

Audience Member: ALL RIGHT.

Scott Kennedy: WHAT'S YOUR NAME

THERE, SIR?

Audience Member: STEVEN.

Scott Kennedy: I'M SCOTT,

NICE TO MEET YOU, STEVEN.

ARE YOU OKAY?

Steven: YEAH.

Scott Kennedy: YEAH.

YOU SEEM VERY QUIET.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

IT'S OKAY.

IT'S TV, IT'S FUN.

IT'S JUST, "HEY!"

WHERE YOU FROM, STEVEN?

Steven: JERSEY.

Scott Kennedy: NEW JERSEY.

WOW.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THESE ARE HAPPY PEOPLE.

IT'S LIKE, HEY, ELECTRIC LIGHTS,

ALL RIGHT!

VERY COOL, STEVEN.

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

Steven: GO TO SCHOOL.

Scott Kennedy: GO TO SCHOOL.

AND WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING?

Steven: I STUDY ENGINEERING.

Scott Kennedy: ENGINEERING?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I COULD TAG THAT JOKE,

OR YOU COULD JUST MAKE UP YOUR

OWN THERE.

WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.

YOU GOTTA BE VERY SMART TO DO

THAT, STEVEN, I TELL YOU WHAT,

GOOD FOR YOU.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL

ABOUT ENGINEERING, UNLESS YOU

WERE TALKING ABOUT A TRAIN,

AND THEN I'D BE LIKE,

"BOOP BOOP."

YOU KNOW, BUT I DON'T--

[LAUGHTER]

SO-- I CAN'T REALLY TALK TO YOU.

I GOTTA MOVE ON.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT GOOD FOR YOU.

GOD BLESS YOU FOR DOING THAT.

MAYBE WE CAN CONNECT ON ANOTHER

LEVEL.

ARE YOU A GOOD COOK?

CAN YOU COOK?

Steven: NO.

Scott Kennedy: NOT AT ALL?

I'M A GOOD COOK.

I'M A REALLY GOOD COOK.

WHEN I SAY THAT, I MEAN LIKE,

CHEF LEVEL.

LIKE, I COULD PROBABLY--

GOURMET.

YEAH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S COOL.

YOU GUYS ARE--

FRIENDS OF MINE FREAK OUT WHEN I

TELL ĂșEM I'M A GOOD COOK.

I'M LIKE "I'M A GOOD COOK."

THEY'RE LIKE, "REALLY?"

I'M LIKE "I CAN COOK."

AND THEY'RE LIKE, "REALLY?"

OKAY, WHY WOULD YOU BE THAT

SURPRISED THAT I CAN COOK?

I'M A BIG BOY.

I CAN COOK.

IT KIND OF GOES HAND IN HAND,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

I MEAN, YOU SHOULD BE THAT

SURPRISED IF I TELL YOU

SOMETHING LIKE-- I DON'T KNOW,

I TEACH AEROBICS.

YOU SHOULD GO, "REALLY?"

[LAUGHTER]

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