Claw-Plagh

  • Season 2 , Ep 5
  • 02/06/2000
  • Views: 22,117

Fry and Dr. Zoidberg engage in ritual combat on Decapod 10. (1:53)

( Star Trek battle theme playing )

UH-OH.

LET CLAWPLACH BEGIN!

( claws clicking )

OW!

( claws clicking )

( clicking )

( laughing )

OW!

( chuckling )

( growling )

( screams )

( panting )

( cheering )

COME ON, FRY!

DIE WITH DIGNITY!

A-HA!

OOPS.

NO! I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK!

( all gasping )

( groaning )

CRACK HIM OPEN!

KILL HIM!

PSST! FRY, TAKE A DIVE!

( crowd chanting ): CLAWPLACH, CLAWPLACH, CLAWPLACH!

( Star Trek battle theme playing )

( incredulous trill )

( crowd gasping )

MY FELLOW FISH MONSTERS

FAR BE IT FROM ME TO QUESTIONYOUR STUPID CIVILIZATION

OR ITS DUMB CUSTOMS

BUT IS SQUEEZINGEACH OTHER'S BRAINS OUT

WITH A GIANT NUTCRACKERREALLY GOING TO SOLVE ANYTHING?

DR. ZOIDBERG IS MY FRIEND

AND THOUGH A WOMANHAS COME BETWEEN US

I SAYWE'LL ALWAYS REMAIN FRIENDS.

AND YOU KNOW WHY?

ONE REASON.

YOU BASTARD!

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