Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex

  • Season 9 , Ep 11
  • 04/14/2005
  • Views: 11,253

Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only. (1:04)

TO SAY OR HOMOPHOBIC THAT

GAY MEN ARE HAVING MORE SEX

THAN STRAIGHT MEN, IT JUST

MAKES SENSE, IT'S JUST TWO DUDES

DOING WHAT DUDES ENJOY DOING

WHICH IS BEING NASTY.

BUT, YOU, RIGHT?

YEAH, NOW, ME I DON'T GO

THAT WAY, I WISH I COULD GO

THAT WAY BUT ME, MY BUTT IS

EXIT ONLY.

JUST ME, I DON'T...

IT'S NOT A VALUE JUDGMENT,

IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER HAD

ANYTHING GO UP THERE,

THAT'S ALL.

WELL, WELL MAYBE WHEN I WAS

LITTLE A THERMOMETER OR TWO,

AND UH, ONE TIME A SOFTBALL,

YES, ONE TIME A SOFTBALL.

IT'S A LONG STORY BUT THE

GOOD NEWS IS I GOT INTO THE

FRATERNITY THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.

THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT YOU WOMEN HAVE IT SO EASY

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT 'CAUSE

WOMEN CAN GET LAID WHENEVER

THEY WANT.

AM I RIGHT LADIES?

AM I RIGHT LADIES?

AM I RIGHT, MISS?

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?

I'LL DO YOU RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT NOW I'LL DO YOU,

RIGHT NOW.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH, I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE

GONNA GET TOP QUALITY.

I DIDN'T SAY YOU'RE GONNA GET

TOP QUALITY, YOU WEREN'T

LISTENING.

WHAT I SAID WAS "I'LL BE DONE

IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES, I CAN

MEET YOU BACKSTAGE",

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, THAT WAS

THE SUBTEXT ANYWAY.

SO LISTEN BETTER NEXT TIME.

IT'S GOING PRETTY GOOD.

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