-And now it's time
for tonight's competitionof #HashtagWars.
Iran, Great Britain, Canada--who will emerge triumphant?
The Olympic Gamesare star-making
for a lot of otherwiseobscure foreign athletes.
One day you're justa beefy Estonian nobody
who's good at shot put, andthe next you're a national hero
with a soft drink endorsement
who's pullingdeejay-quality tail.
So in that spirit,tonight's hashtag is
Examples might be:Greece Witherspoon;
and: The Leaning Towerof P. Diddy;
or: Chris Hardwickshire.Hmm? Huh? Yes?
It's a real place.It's a real place!
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Yes, points! Very good.-(cheering)
-That beats it, yeah.-Very well done, Great Britain.
-(bell dings)-Jon Dore.
Uh, Kurd Cobain.
Chaka Khan Go.
-Vanilla Iceland.-HARDWICK: Yes, points.
Right there. Gina.
Kanye West Bank.
Yes, points.Very good.
Very good. Maz.
-(bell buzzing)-Jon Dore, Jon Dore,
buzzing in at the last minute.
Um, this is the winner,