I mean, Jesus,this whole election has...
It's been like a contest
to see who can (bleep) uptheir campaign the most.
And this weekend,Hillary was clearly winning.
All right, Donald Trump,all you had to do was lay low.
How'd you do?
Donald Trump has fired offyet another tweet
that's gotten him into trouble.
WOMAN: ...declaring Hillary Clinton,
"the most corrupt candidate ever,"
over a six-pointed star and dollar bills.
The imagery evoking anti-Semitic stereotypes,
and it appeared ten days earlier
on a White Supremacist message board.
You had one job this week,Trump!
One job... was to shut up!
-(laughter and applause)-That's all you had to do.
And you went to anti-Semitism?
All right,citrus-hued vomit-bladder,
what was your excuse?
WOMAN: ...tweeting, "Dishonest media
"is trying their absolute best to depict a star in a tweet
"as the star of David,
rather than a sheriff's star or a plain star."
So, you thinkthis star represents sheriffs?
So, Israel's just a countryof sheriffs
trying to keep law and order
in the rootin' and tootin'-estMiddle East, huh?
Well, I guess in some ways,
yeah, yeah, I guessthey kind of are, yeah.
All right,well, all right, Trump,
who are you blaming for this?
MAN: Daniel Scavino,
Trump's former New York golf course caddy,
turned social media director for the campaign,
now says he selected the star,
explaining he found it under Microsoft shapes.
(applause and cheering)
So, your golf caddy'sblaming Microsoft.
I can see why 13% of people
chose death by meteorfor president now.
Here to tell us moreabout this situation,
please welcome retired Microsoftoffice assistant Clippy!
(cheers and applause)
Hey, man,we haven't seen you in a while.
I see you want to begin a chat.
Oh, well... well, yeah.
Well, that's kind ofwhy you're here.
So, okay, so, Clippy,
the Trump campaign is chalkingthis whole thing up
to the default Microsoft shapes,but that seems absurd, right?
It looks like you want to knowmore about my default shapes.
-(laughter)-Uh, well, yeah, actually.
I mean... I mean,that would be very helpful.
-Oh, thanks, Clippy.-Do you want to create a circle?
-No, no, no.-Do you want to create a square?
No, no, no, no, no, I wanted...I wanted to talk about the...
-Do you want to create a Jewstar? -Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
-(laughter, applause)-Whoa! Hold on.
Oh! Oh, my God!
So it is a defaultMicrosoft shape?
But, wait. Did you really justcall that a "Jew star"? The...
-(laughter)-Clippy, that's awful.
Oh, it looks likeyou find the Jews awful.
-No, no, no, no. Wait.Why would...? -(laughter)
Do you want to create a flyertelling Jews
to get out of your neighborhood?
No, I do...Clippy, stop!
Undo. Cancel. Go back.Go back, all right?
I heard you say...(in deep voice): "black."
Do you wantto create a party invitation
for your black friends?
I don't want to create a partyinvitation for my black...
I think we've gotten way offtrack here, Clippy.
-You're not... -Let's decorateit with party snacks.
-Wait. Oh...-(laughter and groaning)
Seriously,what the (bleep), Clippy?
(laughter,applause and cheering)
Shall I print off labelsto invite your big-booty hoes?
-Wait.-(laughter and groaning)
Wait. No. What are youtalking about, Clippy?
I'm only basing thison your browser history.
Okay, Clippy, all right,stop it right now.
I don't know any big-booty hoes.
That's whyI was searching for...
I mean,I wasn't searching for them.
Would you like me to builda wall around your party
-to keep Mexican rapists out?-No! Clippy, why...?
Delete. Delete. No.
I think I know why Microsoftgot rid of you a while back.
-Clippy, everyone. -Make America great again!
-All lives matter!-All right, we'll be right back.
-All lives matter!-We'll be right back.
-(cheers and applause)-All lives! -No, no, Clippy.