Eugene Mirman - Facebook Ads Pt. 1

Eugene Mirman: An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory Season 1, Ep 101 12/14/2012 Views: 3,888

Facebook introduces Eugene Mirman to a new service for pets. (1:24)

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- WE TELL FACEBOOK EVERYTHINGTHERE IS ABOUT US--

OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY,

UH, OUR FAVORITE BOOKSAND SONGS AND EVERYTHING.

IT TAKES ALL THAT INFORMATION,AND THEN IT MAKES ADS

IT VERY MUCH THINKSWE WOULD LIKE TO SEE.

THAT'S ITS WAYOF DOING THINGS.

AND THESE ARE, UH,SOME OF THE ADS

THAT STARTEDCOMING UP FOR ME.

UH,"CONSIDER DONATING SPERM?

EARN GREAT MONEY,COMMIT MINIMAL TIME."

YOU DON'T KNOW!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT BAND I LIKETHAT THEY'RE LIKE,

"MM, HE NEEDS $50 FAST."

THIS IS THE AD THAT BROKE ME.

THIS IS THE AD THAT CAME UPAND MADE ME GO,

"OKAY, HOW DO ADSON FACEBOOK WORK?"

"IN-HOME PET EUTHANASIA."

"SAY GOOD-BYETO YOUR FOUR-LEGGED FRIEND

"IN THE COMFORT AND PRIVACYOF YOUR OWN HOME.

CREMATIONS."

SO THIS IS A SERVICE.

THIS ISN'T LIKEA FAVOR SOMEBODY DOES.

THIS IS A SERVICE

WHERE THEY WILL COMETO YOUR HOUSE ONCE YOU PAY THEM,

AND THEY WILL MURDERAND BURN YOUR CAT...

FOR MONEY.

YOU'RE LIKE, "I REALLYNEED MY CAT MURDER-BURNED.

OH, I FOUND JUST THE PEOPLETO DO IT!"

AND THEN YOU LITERALLY HAVETO BE LIKE,

"HAVE I PAIDMY CAT MURDER-BURN BILL?"