You Can't Shoot Here

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 06/14/2011
  • Views: 59,337

Jon and his crew hit the streets of New York to not shoot their new show. (2:57)

- TONIGHT ON JON BENJAMIN HAS A VAN...

WE'LL VISITWITH THIS SOLDIER

AND HEARHIS INCREDIBLE STORY.

AND ON TONIGHT'SEXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW,

OUR EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

WITH RECLUSIVE GUATEMALANDRUG LORD EL MANTA BLANCA.

AND ANOTHER INSTALLMENTOF "OCD AFTER DARK."

[sexy music]

ALL THIS AND MORE ON TONIGHT'S JON BENJAMIN HAS A VAN.

[dramatic music]

- [groans]

- OHH.

[beeping]

[explosion]

[birds chirping]

- EXCUSE ME.- OH, WE'RE...

- ARE THEY FILMING SOMETHING?- YEAH, THIS IS YOU CAN'T...

- WHO IS THIS?

- THIS IS YOU CAN'T SHOOT HERE! SO...

THE SHOW YOU CAN'T SHOOT HERE!

- CAN YOU--WAIT, I'M SORRY?

- THIS IS THE SHOW YOU CAN'T SHOOT HERE!

WE'RE HERE TO SHOOTVIDEO FOR THE SHOW,

YOU CAN'T SHOOT HERE!

- OKAY. UM...- OKAY?

I MEAN, I'LLJUST WALK AROUND AND...

- WELL, LET ME GET--

'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWEDTO SHOOT...IN HERE.

- RIGHT, I KNOW.

HI, WE'RE WITH YOU CAN'T SHOOT HERE!

- WHO?- YOU CAN'T SHOOT HERE!

WE'RE WITH THE SHOW YOU CAN'T SHOOT HERE!

WE'RE JUST GONNA SHOOTIN THE LOBBY.

- NO, UNFORTUNATELYYOU CAN'T.

- YOU CAN'T WHAT?- YOU CAN'T SHOOT IN HERE.

- CAN YOU--SIR, EXCUSE ME?

HI, HI.SIR, SIR...

- OH, WE WERE JUST EXPLAININGTHAT WE'RE ON THE SHOW

YOU CAN'T SHOOT HERE! AND THAT'S WHY...

- NO, YOU CAN'T SHOOT HERE.

- ALL YOU HAVE TO DOIS SIGN THE FORM,

AND WE SHOOT HERE,AND THEN YOU'RE ON THE SHOW

YOU CAN'T SHOOT HERE! - YOU CANNOT SHOOT HERE.

- CAN YOU SHOOT VIDEO IN HERE?

- CAROL?- UH, NO, WE CAN'T.

- JUST TELL HER WE'LLSHOOT IN THE PLACE.

JUST TELL HER WE'LLSHOOT AROUND...

WE'RE JUST SHOOTING AROUND...

- WE CAN'T SHOOT THERE?

- WE'RE SHOOTING IN PLACESWHERE YOU CAN'T SHOOT.

AND WE ALREADY GOT IT.

SO WE'RE DONE, MAN.

- WELL, HEH...

- WE'RE DOING THE SHOW--

I'M SORRY,YOU'RE IN A MEETING.

- YES.- SILLY TO--

- BUT YOU CAN'T DO THIS.

- NO FILMING IN THE STORE.

- HE HAS TO TURNTHIS THING OFF NOW.

- THAT'S A NICE SCARF.

- I MEAN, THANKS FOR BEING ON YOU CAN'T SHOOT HERE!

Loading...