THOSE ARE NICELY MADE LINES.
WELL, I HAVE NEVERDONE COCAINE BEFORE,
AND I HAVE NO IDEAHOW EASY OR HARD IT IS
TO GET ADDICTED TO IT.
I CONFESS I AM QUITE NERVOUSABOUT THIS, BUT--
THANK YOU.
BON VOYAGE.
- HAPPY SAILING.
- [snorts]
[grunts]
AAH. OH!
THAT'S LIKE BLEACHIN MY SINUSES.
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
[coughs, hacks]
NO. THAT'S A TERRIBLE FEELING.
GOOD-BYE, COCAINE.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,MISTER--
AAH.- WHAT?
YOU WOULD'VE LIKEDTO HAVE DONE THAT COCAINE?
- NO.- NO, OF COURSE NOT.
THAT'S ABSOLUTE GARBAGE.THAT'S TERRIBLE.
I FEEL LIKE GOING FOR A WALK.YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK?
- YEAH, I'M JUST GONNATAKE OUT YOUR TRASH REAL QUICK.
- THAT'S FINE.
SOME PEOPLE SIMPLYCAN'T GET ADDICTED.
THEIR BRAINS ARE TOO STURDY.
COULD THIS BE MY PROBLEM?
I TESTED THAT HYPOTHESISWITH TWO OTHER
FAMOUSLY ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCES:
CIGARETTES FILLEDWITH TOBACCO...
[coughing]
OH, NO, NO, NO.
AND ALCOHOLIC WINE.
BUT I COULD NOT GETTHOSE MONKEYS ON MY BACK.
ALL THIS DOESIS MAKE ME SLEEPY.
I THINK I'LL, UH,GO TO THE BATHROOM.
[exhales]
SO YOU CAN ADD ALCOHOLTO THE LIST
OF [bleep]I'M NOT ADDICTED TO.
I MEAN, MAYBE I'M JUSTINVULNERABLE TO ADDICTION.
LIKE, WHAT AM I,A SUPERHERO?
IT'S MR. INVULNERABLE!
[laughs]
OKAY, SO I HAVE TRIED
COCAINE, CIGARETTES, ALCOHOL.
DIDN'T GET ADDICTEDTO ANY OF THOSE.
BUT THERE'S ONE MORE THINGI NEED TO TRY.
COCAINE![chuckles]