THOSE ARE NICELY MADE LINES.

WELL, I HAVE NEVERDONE COCAINE BEFORE,

AND I HAVE NO IDEAHOW EASY OR HARD IT IS

TO GET ADDICTED TO IT.

I CONFESS I AM QUITE NERVOUSABOUT THIS, BUT--

THANK YOU.

BON VOYAGE.

- HAPPY SAILING.

- [snorts]

[grunts]

AAH. OH!

THAT'S LIKE BLEACHIN MY SINUSES.

THAT'S TERRIBLE.

[coughs, hacks]

NO. THAT'S A TERRIBLE FEELING.

GOOD-BYE, COCAINE.

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,MISTER--

AAH.- WHAT?

YOU WOULD'VE LIKEDTO HAVE DONE THAT COCAINE?

- NO.- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

THAT'S ABSOLUTE GARBAGE.THAT'S TERRIBLE.

I FEEL LIKE GOING FOR A WALK.YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK?

- YEAH, I'M JUST GONNATAKE OUT YOUR TRASH REAL QUICK.

- THAT'S FINE.

SOME PEOPLE SIMPLYCAN'T GET ADDICTED.

THEIR BRAINS ARE TOO STURDY.

COULD THIS BE MY PROBLEM?

I TESTED THAT HYPOTHESISWITH TWO OTHER

FAMOUSLY ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCES:

CIGARETTES FILLEDWITH TOBACCO...

[coughing]

OH, NO, NO, NO.

AND ALCOHOLIC WINE.

BUT I COULD NOT GETTHOSE MONKEYS ON MY BACK.

ALL THIS DOESIS MAKE ME SLEEPY.

I THINK I'LL, UH,GO TO THE BATHROOM.

[exhales]

SO YOU CAN ADD ALCOHOLTO THE LIST

OF [bleep]I'M NOT ADDICTED TO.

I MEAN, MAYBE I'M JUSTINVULNERABLE TO ADDICTION.

LIKE, WHAT AM I,A SUPERHERO?

IT'S MR. INVULNERABLE!

[laughs]

OKAY, SO I HAVE TRIED

COCAINE, CIGARETTES, ALCOHOL.

DIDN'T GET ADDICTEDTO ANY OF THOSE.

BUT THERE'S ONE MORE THINGI NEED TO TRY.

COCAINE![chuckles]