Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible

  • Season 7, Ep 17
  • 06/05/2003
  • Views: 15,294

The Bible is a hard read. (2:09)

YOU EVER SEE THAT--

I WOULD START READING AFTER

THE ATTACKS, MAN.

ANYBODY BECOME LIKE MORE

SPIRITUAL OR ANYTHING?

MORE INTROSPECTIVE, YOU KNOW?

I STARTED READING LIKE THE BIBLE

AND THE TORAH AND THE KORAN.

BACK ISSUES OF THE GREEN

LANTERN, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I WAS LIKE AN ATHEIST WITH A

"B" PLAN.

[LAUGHTER]

ONE THING I LEARNED ABOUT

THE BIBLE--

YOU EVER READ THE BIBLE ANYBODY?

PEOPLE?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S A HARD READ.

I STARTED IT, MAN, YOU KNOW,

'CAUSE I KNEW BAD THINGS

HAPPENED IN IT.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS LIKE LATER

IN THE BOOK.

YOU EVER REALLY READ THE BIBLE?

(BLEEP) STARTS GOING DOWN HILL

ABOUT PAGE THREE.

[LAUGHTER]

AND THEY TALK ABOUT WINE IN

THE BIBLE A LOT.

TWO THINGS THEY TALK ABOUT

IN THE BIBLE A LOT ARE WINE AND

(BLEEP) THAT'S HARD TO BELIEVE.

[LAUGHTER]

I THINK THE WINE CAME FIRST.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND THEN THUS, HENCE, ERGO

FOLLOWED ALL THE (BLEEP) THAT,

YOU KNOW, IS KIND OF HARD

TO BELIEVE.

'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW IT IS

SOMETIMES, MAN?

YOU BE SITTING AROUND, YOU BE

DRINKING WINE WITH A GROUP OF

YOUR FRIENDS OR SOME APOSTLES...

[LAUGHTER]

AND A STORY WILL JUST START

GETTING AWAY FROM YOU.

"YEAH, I REMEMBER YESTERDAY,

MAN, 'CAUSE THAT WAS REALLY--

I HAD SAW LIKE A DOG LOOKED

LIKE A...

BEAST.

HE HAD ONE--

SEVEN HEADS.

AND THE BUSH WAS ON FIRE

AND TALKING TO ME.

I'M DRUNK.

BUT YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT.

I HEAR YOU WRITIN' A BOOK."

THIS IS THE MISTAKE I THINK THAT

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