Uncensored - Neal Brennan - Meeting the President Pt. 3

Neal Brennan: Women and Black Dudes Season 1, Ep 101 01/18/2014 Views: 3,456

Neal Brennan finds out just how cool President Obama really is. (1:17)

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[ LAUGHTER ]

SO, NOW WE'RE GETTINGOUR PICTURE TAKEN,

AND THAT DAY,OBAMA HAD GONE TO ALABAMA

TO LOOK AT TORNADO DAMAGE,

THEN HE WENT TO CAPE CANAVERALFOR SOME NASA STUFF,

THEN HE GOES TO MIAMI,

GIVES A COMMENCEMENT ADDRESSAT A COLLEGE,

THEN HE'S GONNA COME BACKTO D.C.,

TAKE PICTURES WITH WEIRDOSFOR AN HOUR.

THEN HE'S GOT TO DO STAND-UP --BIG DAY.

KILLS BIN LADEN THE NEXT DAY.

DID MORE IN 36 HOURSTHAN GEORGE BUSH DID

IN HIS WHOLE LIFE.

ALL RIGHT, SO...

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

YEAH. YEAH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE ]

ALL RIGHT, SO, SO, NOW WE'REGETTING OUR PICTURE TAKEN.

THIS IS HOW SMOOTH OBAMA IS.

WE'RE GETTING OUR PICTURE TAKEN,AND I SAY TO HIM -- I GO --

I GO, "GOD, MAN,THIS IS ALL SO WEIRD."

I GO, "DO YOU EVER GET USED TOTHIS? AND HE GOES, "NOPE."

AND THEN I SWEAR TO GOD,HE GOES, "BUT, YOU KNOW,

I CAN'T JUST UP AND RETIRELIKE DAVE CHAPPELLE DID."

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

AND I WAS LIKE, "MOTHERFUCKER,WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND HE'S LIKE, "YOU HEARD ME.CHICAGO, BITCH."

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]