Uncensored - Neal Brennan - Meeting the President and First Lady

Neal Brennan: Women and Black Dudes Season 1, Ep 101 01/18/2014 Views: 455

Neal Brennan finds out that the Obamas are fans of Chappelle's Show. (1:26)

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TO THE CORRESPONDENCE DINNERITSELF,

AND -- AND BEFOREHAND, THERE'S,LIKE, A LITTLE RECEPTION,

LIKE A SMALL ROOM,LIKE 100 PEOPLE PROBABLY.

WE'RE ALL IN TUXEDOS.

AT A CERTAIN POINT, THEY LETTHE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY IN

AND PUT THEM -- THEY PUT THEMBEHIND RED VELVET ROPES.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO UP,INTRODUCE OURSELVES,

SAY WHO WE ARE,GET OUR PICTURE TAKEN.

ALL RIGHT, SO, I'DHEARD MICHELLE WAS A"CHAPPELLE'S SHOW" FAN,

SO I WAS LIKE,"ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET ME EXPLOIT THAT SHITFOR ONCE."

KIDDING -- I...I EXPLOIT IT EVERY DAY.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

UM...

SO, IT'S MY TURN,AND PRESIDENT OBAMA'S HERE.

FIRST LADY OBAMA'S THERE, AND --AND I WALK UP TO THE PRESIDENT.

I GO, "HEY, MAN,"

WHICH I'M PRETTY SUREYOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT IT WAS BETTER THAN LIKE,"HEY, MAN."

UM...

"IS THIS YOUR GIRL?WHAT UP, MA?"

UM...

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO, SO, SO, I GO UP,AND I GO -- I GO,

"HEY, MAN,MY NAME'S NEAL BRENNAN,

AND I CREATED 'CHAPPELLE'S SHOW'WITH DAVE CHAPPELLE."

AND HE GOES,"OH, MAN, WE LOVE THAT SHOW.

"IN FACT,THAT'S GOT TO BE CONSIDERED

ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWSOF ALL TIME,"

WHICH I GOT TO SAY...

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

I GOT TO SAY FELT PRETTY GOOD.

LIKE, IF HE'D WANTED A HAND JOB,I WOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO HIM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO, HE GOES, "MICHELLE,THIS GUY CREATED

'CHAPPELLE'S SHOW'WITH DAVE CHAPPELLE,"

SO MICHELLE COMES OVER AND GOES,

"WE WERE SO UPSETWHEN IT WENT OFF THE AIR,"

AND I GO,"HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT?"

[ LAUGHTER ]