Tammy Pescatelli - Terrell Owens

  • Season 10 , Ep 10
  • 03/23/2006
  • Views: 8,388

For $6 million a year, there is very little that Tammy would not do. (1:45)

LOOK AT TERRELL OWENS. THAT'S THE SPORTS PART OF--

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

NOW PEOPLE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW ANYTHING.

YOU DON'T HAVETO KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL.

JUST KNOW THIS IS A MANWHO LITERALLY CAN'T GO

TO A $6 MILLION YEAR JOB ANYMORE 'CAUSE HE COULDN'T FIND

A WAY TO GET ALONG WITH HIS CO-WORKERS.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

$6 MILLION A YEAR. THAT'S CRAZY.

$6 MILLION A YEAR, YOU COULD PEE ON ME EVERY DAY AT WORK.

I WILL SHOW UP THE NEXT DAY.

"WHAT TIME YOU GOTTA PEE TOMORROW, COACH.

"YOU GOTTA TAKE A DUMP,I COULD COME IN EARLY.

"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I'M A TEAM PLAYER.

GET IN MY NEW CARAND GO HOME AND SHOWER."

$6 MILLION A YEAR, YOU COULD PEE ON ME AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY.

I'LL CALL 'EM UP. "MA, DAD, BRING THE BOYS, SHAVE THE DOG.

AND LEAVE THE WHORE AT HOME. THAT'S MY SISTER-IN-LAW."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

THAT'S IT. THERE'S NO JOKE. I'M JUST TELLING EVERYBODY.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I HAD TO FIGHT

FOR THAT JOKE,'CAUSE LITERALLY

THEY'RE LIKE, "DON'T CALL YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW A WHORE ON TV."

I GO, "WHY?" THEY GO,"'CAUSE SHE'LL SUE YOU."

I GO, "FIRST, SHE GOTTA PROVE SHE'S NOT A WHORE."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

GET OUTTA HERE. IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. WHO'S THE JURY OF HER PEERS?

THEY DON'T REGISTER AT THE POLLS. THEY SWING ON 'EM.

GET OUTTA HERE.WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

IT'S NOT HER FAULT, REALLY. SERIOUSLY,

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