Steve Rannazzisi - Four-Hour Contract

Lampert, Wood Jr., Leggero, Rannazzisi Season 9, Ep 910 11/11/2005 Views: 13,940

Steve Rannazzisi takes Viagra. (0:57)

WHO I FONDLY REFER TO AS MY GIRLFRIEND. YEAH.

I TRY TO SPICE THINGS UPONCE IN A WHILE.

LIKE I TOOK A VIAGRA, WHICH WAS THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT VIAGRA DOESTO A GUY MY AGE?

I MADE A FOUR-HOUR CONTRACT WITH MY GUY DOWNSTAIRS

AND I HAD NO IDEA. FOUR HOURS...I WAS LIKE THIS FOR FOUR HOURS.

JUST STARRING AT IT.IT WASN'T BLACK AND THIS SKINNY,

BUT IT WAS LIKE THIS. AND I WAS LIKE...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND WE HAD SEX FOR LIKE AN HOUR.

AND SHE'S LIKE,I'M GOING TO BED 'CAUSETHIS IS LIKE WEIRD NOW.

I'M LIKE, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS?

OK. THIS IS A BIG PROBLEM HERE.

I CAN'T EAT OR SLEEP OR THINK WITH IT.

I CAN'T EVEN WALK AROUNDWITH THIS THING.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

NO. SHE'S LIKE, WATCH A MOVIE OR SOMETHING.

THE NOTEBOOK I DON'T KNOW. PUT IT ON. ALL RIGHT.

SO I JOINED A SOFTBALL TEAM,