Worst Worst Thing - Sperm Shortage

Season 2 , Ep 4 07/30/13 Views: 9,970

In an effort to prevent a sperm shortage, Rob Huebel pledges to stop masturbating as soon as Doug Benson stops smoking weed. (2:07)

>> UP NEXT, IT IS THE WORST

WORST THING OF THE WEEK, JOHNNY

COME LATELY.

THE SPERM COUNT IN MEN IS

DROPPING RAPIDLY, AND WE CAN

SOON BE FACING A SPERM CRISIS.

AS ONE IN FIVE MEN HAVE SPERM

COUNTS LOW ENOUGH TO EFFECT

FERTILITY.

HAS ANYONE CHECKED KEMP'S MOUTH?

>> WOW.

>> I AM UPSET ABOUT THIS, I FEEL

LIKE NOW WE HAVE TO COPY FEST

2013, SO RID, ORLANDO.

THE WOMAN WHO DID THE RESEARCH

ON THIS DIDN'T HAVE TO PUBLISH

THE RESULTS BECAUSE IT WAS ALL

OVER HER FACE.

WHOSE JOB IS THAT?

THAT IS THE WORST JOB.

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT AT A

COCKADE PARTY.

I GO THROUGH GUYS SPUNK, AND SEE

IF IT IS ANY GOOD, ANYWAY, WHAT

DO YOU DO.

>> NOW, GUYS, TWO THINGS THAT

DOCTORS RECOMMEND FOR RAISING

YOUR SPERM COUNT.

STOP SMOKING MARIJUANA, AND

MASTURBATE LESS.

>> WHAT.

>> YEAH.

WHO ARE THEY, SECURITY GUARD AT

THE COFFEE BEAN?

I MEAN.

>> SMOKING WEED AND MASTURBATING

TO MUCH, I AM AS DRY AS AN

"ANTHONY JESELNIK OFFENSIVE"

JOKE.

>> I WILL MAKE A DEAL WITH

AMERICA, I WILL STOP

MASTURBATING WHEN DOUG BENSON

STOPS SMOKING WEED.

>> DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU ARE

MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW?

>> RIGHT NOW.

>> YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL, DUDE, MY

HANDS ARE RIGHT HERE.

BUT I'M WEARING CHORDS.

>> CORDUROY, HELPS YOU

MASTURBATE?

>> OKAY.

>> I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I

HAD THE SAME AMOUNT OF SPERM AT

A MAN HALF MY AGE, ALTHOUGH TO

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