Culture Clubbing - Jodi Arias's Paintings

Season 1 , Ep 10 04/23/13 Views: 17,447

Murder suspect Jodi Arias begins selling her artwork, and Kumail Nanjiani and Reggie Watts try to pick out a psychopath's painting on sight. (3:14)

WHERE WE TAKE A BASEBALL BAT

TO THE CHINA SHOP OFHUMAN INTELLECTUAL ACHIEVEMENT.

START THE BIDDING AT ZERO.

MURDER SUSPECT JODI ARIASIS SELLING ORIGINAL ARTWORK

TO COVERHER LEGAL EXPENSES.

HER BOYFRIEND DIEDFROM 29 STAB WOUNDS,

A SLIT THROAT,AND A GUNSHOT TO THE HEAD,

SO, CRITICS, BE KIND.

- [laughs]

I LIKE THAT SHE'S LIKE,"AH, I'VE MADE SOME MISTAKES."

- YEAH.

IT'S WEIRD THAT HER CRIMEWAS SO VIOLENT

'CAUSE HER ARTWORKIS SO SUBTLE.

[laughter]

- I THINK HER BOYFRIENDSAW HER PAINTINGS

AND WAS LIKE,"UGH, KILL ME NOW."

- YOU KNOW, UH,SHE CONSIDERS IT BAROQUE ART,

UH, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE SHE'SBUH-ROKE AND NEEDS SOME MONEY!

[laughs hysterically]

- CLASSIC WATTS.

CLASSIC.

- I MEAN, IT'S--YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT BAD,

BUT IT'S NOT SOMETHINGYOU WOULD NAIL TO A WALL

LIKE YOU WOULD A BOYFRIEND,FOR INSTANCE.

- TRUE.THAT'S VERY TRUE.

- YOU KNOW,ACCORDING TO A CORONER,

SHE ALSO DOES NUDES.[laughter]

[applause]

- AT FIRST--

AT FIRST SHE CLAIMED

THE PAINTING WAS DONEBY TWO MASKED INTRUDERS.

[laughter]

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS,NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME

"GREAT ARTISTOR TERRIBLE PERSON?"

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A PAINTING,AND YOU TELL ME

IF IT WAS PAINTED BY A GREATARTIST OR A TERRIBLE PERSON.

- ALL RIGHT.ALL RIGHT.

- HERE'S YOUR FIRST PICTURE.

GREAT ARTISTOR TERRIBLE PERSON?

- I MEAN, IT'S CLEARLY BOTH.

- IT IS BOTH!THAT'S JODI ARIAS.

IN THE CUTTHROAT ART WORLD,COLOR HER A STAR.

- [laughs]

THAT IS HERS?- YEAH.

- OH. UGH.- WHY ARE YOU SO SURPRISED?

WE JUST TOLD YOUSHE'S A [bleep] PAINTER.

[laughter]

- WELL,I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT

THAT THAT WOULD BETHE FIRST ONE YOU WOULD SHOW US.

- THAT'S WHYWE SHOWED IT TO YOU FIRST.

- OH, YOU GUYS WIN AGAIN.

- WE WIN EVERY TIME.IT'S MY TV SHOW.

- I'M ON THE JESELNIK DEFENSIVE.

[laughter, applause]

- I THINK YOU'RE ON THE NANJIANI NOTHING.

[audience oohs]

DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE,STILL GETS AN "OOH,"

'CAUSE IT'S MY [bleep] SHOW!

[cheers and applause]ALL RIGHT.

LET'S TAKE A LOOKAT THIS NEXT PAINTING, GUYS.

- TERRIBLE ARTIST.I MEAN, TERRIBLE--

TERRIBLE PERSON.

YEAH.- I'LL GO WITH GOOD ARTIST.

- THE ANSWER IS HITLER.BOTH.

[audience ohs]HE WAS A THIRD REICH LEADER,

BUT A FIRST-RATE PAINTER.

- THIS IS NOT TERRIBLE.

I WOULD PAYUP TO $6 MILLION FOR IT.

[laughter]

[scattered applause]ALL RIGHT.

CHECK OUT THIS NEXT PAINTING.

GREAT ARTISTOR TERRIBLE PERSON?

- IT'S A GREAT ARTIST,OBVIOUSLY.

- GREAT ARTIST.

- IT'S JODI ARIAS AGAIN.

- NO.- YES! YES, IT IS.

- NO, THAT IS JOHN WAYNE GACY.

GREAT ARTISTAND TERRIBLE PERSON.

I'LL TELL YOU THIS, GUYS.

IF I SAW THAT PAINTINGON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD,

I WOULD BEFRIEND IT,TAKE IT HOME TO MY HOUSE,

HAVE SEX WITH IT,AND THEN KILL IT.

AND NOW, TURN OFFTHE BABY MONITOR

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