Nick Vatterott - The Letters of the Alphabet

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 11/20/2012
  • Views: 7,545

Nick Vatterott wonders if consonants and vowels ever hook up with each other. (2:50)

THE COOLEST LETTER RECENTLY.

THE COOLEST LETTER.

WE GOT IN THAT AGE-OLDDISCUSSION.

X. I THINK IT'S X, RIGHT?YOU KNOW?

IT'S IN ALL THE COOL STUFF,YOU KNOW?

X-RAY VISION.X-BOX. X-MEN.

EX-WIFE--ALL THE STUFFTHAT'S COOL TO HAVE, YOU KNOW?

I THINK WE ALL KNOWTHE LAMEST LETTER, THOUGH.

RIGHT?Q.

[laughter]

SOME Q FANSIN THE HOUSE TONIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW,Q CAN'T DO ANYTHING

WITHOUT HIS LITTLEU BUTT BUDDY HANGING AROUND,

YOU KNOW?

THINK THE OTHER LETTERSTRY TO INCLUDE Q MORE,

LIKE R SEES Q IN A DARK ALLEY,YOU KNOW, AND...

"HEY, Q.

"IT'S ME. R.

SAY, UH, ME AND T ARE THINKINGABOUT GETTING A WORD TOGETHER."

"YOU WANT IN?"

"OKAY.

[laughter]

"THAT SOUNDS FUN.

"HEY, UH, YOU THINKIT'D BE COOL

"IF U CAME ALONG?WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT?

"YOU PATHETIC Q,ALWAYS SITTING THERE

"WITH YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR O.

TIME TO DITCH YOU,AND WORD UP."

I JUST PICTURETHE CONSONANTS AS MALE,

VOWELS AS FEMALE--I THINK WE ALL DO.

UH...I ALWAYS WONDERED,

WHAT IF THEY EVER TRYTO HOOK UP WITH EACH OTHER,

YOU KNOW, LIKE A SEES QIN A NIGHTCLUB,

SHE'S LIKE...

"HEY, Q, IT'S ME, LETTER A."

[laughter]

WANNA F?"

"OKAY.

"THAT'D BE COOL.THAT SOUNDS FUN.

"THAT SOUNDS REALLY FUN.

"HEY, UH, YOU THINKIT'D BE COOL

IF U CAME ALONG?WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT?"

"YOU'RE SICK, Q!

"WHAT KINDA LETTERDO YOU TAKE ME FOR ANYWAY, HUH?

Y?""DID SOMEBODY SAY Y?

"HA HA!

"HEY, WHERE YOU GOING, A?AH!

"I'LL DO A,I'LL DO Q.

"I'LL GO BOTH WAYS, BABY!HA HA HA!

"THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A FREAK.I'LL DO ANY LETTER.

"I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE,ALL RIGHT?

"I'LL DO J.I'LL DO I RIGHT IN HER DOT.

"I'LL DO LOWER CASE Y.I'M A FREAK.

"KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

"I MEAN, I GOT SO DRUNK RECENTLY,

"I WENT TO BED WITH O!

"I MEAN, I THOUGHT IT WAS O.

"I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY,IT WAS 0.

"I FUCKED A GODDAMN NUMBER!

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