Ron Funches - Ignorant Rap Music

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 11/07/2013
  • Views: 6,437

Ron Funches has a hard time getting his friends into the music he likes because some rappers make weird first impressions. (2:04)

HE CALLED ME ONE DAY'CAUSE HE WAS QUITE UPSET

THAT HE WENTTO A TUBA RECITAL

WHERE HE WAS ONE OF ONLYTHREE BLACK TUBA PLAYERS.

AND HE THOUGHTTHAT WAS RACIST.

AND I WANTED TO AGREE,

BUT THEN I REALIZED

THREE BLACK TUBA PLAYERS...

IS A LOT OF [bleep]BLACK TUBA PLAYERS.

AND IT'S ABOUT TIMESOMEONE SAID IT!

IF YOU SEE MORE THAN FIVEBLACK TUBA PLAYERS,

YOU'RE WATCHINGAN OUTKAST VIDEO.

[cheers and applause]

IT'S BEENA WONDERFUL YEAR FOR ME.

I RECENTLY TURNED 30.

[cheers and applause]THANK YOU.

I LIKE THAT I TURNED 30,'CAUSE NOW I FEEL

I'M GONNALOVE THE THINGS I ENJOY

UNTIL THE DAY I DIE.

WHICH IS MOSTLYIGNORANT RAP MUSIC.

[cheers and applause]

IF YOU CAN RHYME "TITTIES"

WITH "TITTIES,"

I WILL BUY YOUR ALBUM.

[cheers and applause]

IT'S DIFFICULT TO GETYOUR FRIENDS INTO IT

WHO DON'T ALREADYENJOY HIP-HOP.

'CAUSE RAPPERS MAKE WEIRDFIRST IMPRESSIONS.

ONE OF MY FAVORITEST SONGSSTARTS OFF WITH THE LINE...

"AND I PROBABLY[bleep] YOUR BITCH."

[cheers and applause]

THAT'S A HORRIBLE WAYTO INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO ME.

I GUESS I'LL PUT THISCHEESE PLATE BACK IN THE FRIDGE,

AS THIS DINNER PARTYHAS TAKEN A TURN.

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