Jon Lajoie - Regular Everyday Normal Guy

  • Season 14 , Ep 6
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 20,203

A regular, every day, normal guy is the Pauly Shore of life: easily forgettable and not very liked. (3:19)

WHAT'S UP, NEW YORK?!YEAH!

THAT'S RIGHT!

[BLEEP] ABOUT TO GET CRAZYIN THIS [BLEEP]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSECONTINUE ]

ACTUALLY, NOT THAT CRAZY,

'CAUSE I GOT TO GET UP EARLYIN THE MORNING

TO GO TO WORK, BITCH.

I GOT TO GIVE MYSELF AN EXTRA15 MINUTES TO PACK A LUNCH,

'CAUSE THE CAFETERIA FOOD'S[BLEEP] EXPENSIVE.

LET'S DO THIS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪ I'M JUST A REGULAR, EVERYDAY,NORMAL GUY ♪

♪ NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT ME[BLEEP] ♪

♪ I'M JUST A REGULAR, EVERYDAY,NORMAL GUY ♪

♪ WHEN I GO TO THE CLUBS,I WAIT IN LINE [BLEEP] ♪

♪ I'M JUST A REGULAR, EVERYDAY,NORMAL GUY ♪

♪ I GOT $600 IN THE BANK[BLEEP] ♪

♪ I'M JUST A REGULAR, EVERYDAY,NORMAL GUY ♪

♪ AND MY SEXUAL PERFORMANCESARE AVERAGE ♪

♪ I WORK IN CUSTOMER SERVICEFOR A PHONE COMPANY ♪

♪ I MAKE 12 BUCKS AN HOUR,BUT THAT'S ALL I NEED ♪

♪ I LIVE IN A SMALL APARTMENTON A QUIET STREET ♪

♪ I DON'T GO OUT TOO MUCH

♪ I LIKE TO WATCH TV

♪ CAN'T AFFORD A CAR,I USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION ♪

♪ I DON'T MIND

♪ I READTILL I REACH MY DESTINATION ♪

♪ SOMETIMES A NEWSPAPER,SOMETIMES A BOOK ♪

♪ THE AMOUNT OF MONEY I SAVE,THIS [BLEEP] IS OFF THE HOOK ♪

♪ AND I'M NOT VERY GOODWITH THE WOMEN ♪

♪ I'M A PRETTY SHY PERSON,AND I'M AVERAGE-LOOKING ♪

♪ LAST TIME I HAD SEXWAS IN 2003 ♪

♪ AND I'M ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT,BUT IT WASN'T FREE ♪

♪ I'M JUST A REGULAR, EVERYDAY,NORMAL GUY ♪

♪ I GET NERVOUSIN SOCIAL SITUATIONS [BLEEP] ♪

♪ I'M JUST A REGULAR, EVERYDAY,NORMAL GUY ♪

♪ I GET CONSTIPATED ONCE A MONTH[BLEEP] ♪

♪ I'M JUST A REGULAR, EVERYDAY,NORMAL GUY ♪

♪ AND I MAKE PRETTY GOODSPAGHETTI SAUCE [BLEEP] ♪

♪ I'M JUST A REGULAR, EVERYDAY,NORMAL GUY ♪

♪ AND COTTON CANDYFREAKS ME OUT ♪

♪ I'M THE PAULY SHOREOF EVERYDAY LIFE ♪

♪ EASILY FORGETTABLE,AND I'M NOT VERY LIKED ♪

♪ I HAVE AN "ACCORDING TO JIM"PERSONALITY ♪

♪ I'M AS ENTERTAININGAS A [BLEEP] STD ♪

♪ AND IF YOU WANT TO MESS WITHME, I THINK YOU PROBABLY CAN ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M NOT CONFIDENT,AND I'M WEAK FOR A MAN ♪

♪ I'LL JUST ROLL UP IN A BALLWHILE YOU KICK ME IN THE BACK ♪

♪ HONESTLY,I PROBABLY WON'T FIGHT BACK ♪

♪ IF YOU RARELY GET LAID,PUT YOUR HANDS UP ♪

♪ IF YOU'RE NOT WELL-PAID,PUT YOUR HANDS UP ♪

♪ IF YOU GOT A PET CAT,PUT YOUR HANDS UP ♪

♪ AND IF YOU GOT A BAD BACK,PUT YOUR HANDS UP ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

HURT MY BACK A WHILE AGOMOVING A FRIDGE.

COULD HAVE BENT MY KNEESA LITTLE MORE.

EVER SINCE THEN,IT GETS PRETTY SORE.

♪ I'M JUST A REGULAR, EVERYDAY,NORMAL GUY ♪

♪ MY PARENTS ARE REALLYNICE PEOPLE [BLEEP] ♪

♪ I'M JUST A REGULAR, EVERYDAY,NORMAL GUY ♪

♪ I'M SOMEWHAT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS[BLEEP] ♪

♪ I'M JUST A REGULAR, EVERYDAY,NORMAL GUY ♪

♪ I LIKE THE SHOW"GILMORE GIRLS" [BLEEP] ♪

♪ I'M JUST A REGULAR, EVERYDAY,NORMAL GUY ♪

♪ AND I'M PRETTY GOODAT MAKING PAPER PLANES, OH! ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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